as Memnock

as Rothbart / Thorpe / Peasant (voice)

as Young Servant / Matthew (voice)

as Narrator

as Burnt Oak (voice)

as Interviewer

as Helicopter Scientist #2

as Jordan Phillips

as Mob Leader

as Detective Boone

as Manny Robertson

as Sam Lovejoy

as FBI Agent Doyle

as Public Defender

as Mr. Black (voice)

as George Waxler

as Valentino Kukoc

as Jack Collins

as Tonka Joe (voice)

as Vomit Reporter

as FBI Agent Tucci

as Agent Hubbard

as Additional Voices (voice)

as McIntyre

as Stuart Lightman

as Roscoe

as Wiley

as James Beels

as Vernon Dicky

as Edward Groll

as Ron Walker

as Phillip Dutton

as Stranger

as Kurt Baron

as Nix

as Agent Lawrence

as Winston Becker

as Coach Passenger

as Gua Associate

as Mr. Connor

as Charlie Lunt (segment "Mail Order Degree")

as John Hauser

as Bernie

as Carl

as Jakin

as Uptown Doggie

as Jelly Roll / Dad