Aired: 1/31/2009
Empire Market has been taken over by corporate chain Red Leader Foods. Chad and company get their first look at their new owner.
Aired: 2/21/2009
Chad finally debuts his new, more powerful, laser checkout system with unexpected results.
Aired: 3/17/2009
Chad and Jeremy must journey to the Empire Market basement, a creepy and dangerous place where only fools go.
Aired: 4/24/2009
Chad and Commander Wickstrom face deadly robots and fight!
Aired: 6/5/2009
Chad is reunited with a crazed lunatic former employee who his new boss has rehired for some reason.
Aired: 7/24/2009
Chad finally succeeds at romance and Randy finds a new weird friend, Baby Cookie...
Aired: 9/18/2009
Chad, seriously in love for the first time, finds that life can be cruel, really horribly cruel, and then annoying.
Aired: 9/25/2009
Chad faces off with his new nemesis, Jeremy and Jimmy have a heart-to-heart, and Randy descends further into madness.
Aired: 10/22/2009
Enrage the dark lord of the grocery store at your peril. He's not to be trifled with.
Aired: 11/26/2009
Somebody dies.
