Aired: 12/9/2015
Tommy endangers his entire class when he cannot solve a simple math problem. The Old Codger tells the tale of the Railroad Man while on an airplane flight, and news anchor Chip Chapley reports with the daily news while the apocalypse draws near.
Aired: 1/7/2016
Truck driver Monster Chuck decides to give wrestling a try. Carl applies to Humperdink University to keep his family tradition alive by becoming a porn star. Marcy ends up on a blind date with a horse, and the Constrictor contemplates his life choices as his career takes him down a dark path.
Aired: 1/14/2016
A cop on a bicycle chases down Douchey McGee. A ninja clan tries to steal an ancient dagger, but is intercepted by Hunk Fu. A janitor tells the tale of Coach Murphy who helped push a junior league baseball team all the way to nationals with his motivational letters.
Aired: 1/21/2016
Portal Potties, Time Tourists, and Tolerance.
Aired: 1/28/2016
Two former friends are pitted against each other amidst the throes of war; Hitler sets out to make a daring escape.
Aired: 2/4/2016
Aired: 2/11/2016
Hat Buddies and America's patriotic heroes, Star Stangled Bastard and Eagle.
Aired: 2/18/2016
Aired: 2/25/2016
Aired: 3/4/2016
