Deep Space 69 - Season 1

First aired: 7/15/2012 15 episodes

"Deep Space 69: Unrated and Fully Unfurled" chronicles the misadventures of a transport ship in outer space led by Jay and his co-captain Hamilton.

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Episodes

1. Dictator Ship

Aired: 7/15/2012

Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

2. Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

Aired: 8/26/2012

Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

3. The Crotch Hugger

Aired: 9/16/2012

Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.

4. Shipphylis

Aired: 11/11/2012

The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.

5. License to Bone

Aired: 11/25/2012

The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.

6. The Legend of Bronze Johnson

Aired: 12/9/2012

Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

7. Blade Jogger

Aired: 12/30/2012

Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

8. Sirens of Tetons

Aired: 1/13/2013

Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

9. Femalien Fatale

Aired: 1/27/2013

The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.

10. Pride and Predator Juice

Aired: 2/10/2013

Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.

11. She Was a Lady Planet

Aired: 2/24/2013

The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

12. Herman

Aired: 3/10/2013

Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

13. The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1

Aired: 4/11/2013

Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.

14. The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2

Aired: 4/25/2013

The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

15. The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3

Aired: 5/6/2013

Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.