Aired: 1/14/2014
C-Czar enrolls in Dad Academy; Pretty Liz's pregnancy creates tension on PubLizity; another unsuspecting victim is pranked with Too Much Tuna.
Aired: 1/21/2014
Mikey considers losing his virginity; Tunes goes into labor; Bobby Bottleservice becomes an unenthusiastic gigolo.
Aired: 1/28/2014
Armond is under house arrest for his wife's murder; Rich Dicks must deliver the eulogy at Grandpa Goobie's funeral or risk losing their inheritance; geologist R. Schrift explains rocks.
Aired: 2/4/2014
80s rocker Nash Rickey tries to get the band back together; Ref Jeff finally finds a friend; the Wheels Ontario kids visit the USA.
Aired: 2/11/2014
Nash Rickey advertises his deli; Ref Jeff works for the TSA; European Man pitches his business to investors on Signing Bonus.
Aired: 2/18/2014
The Oh Hello guys cause trouble at the Y; C-Czar cares for a practice baby on Dad Academy; Bobby Bottleservice moves into Gigolo House.
Aired: 2/25/2014
Rich Dicks join an underground rebel group to try to take down Wendy's dad's bank; PubLizity's assistant gets her own reality show; young Larry Bird competes in a two-point shootout.
Aired: 3/4/2014
The Oh Hello guys try to prank each other; Rich Dicks are forced to fly coach; two Pennsylvania pawn shop owners switch shops.
Aired: 3/11/2014
Bobby Bottleservice helps Farley record her single; C-Czar reconnects with his long-lost mother; the Armond murder trial gets underway.
Aired: 3/18/2014
Armond moves in with his taxidermist father; Bobby Bottleservice confronts a cheater; a shocking accident will change Wheels Ontario forever.
Aired: 3/25/2014
PubLizity promotes Blisteritos with a celebrity-studded carpet event; C-Czar graduates from Dad Academy; Rich Dicks throw a party.