Aired: 8/6/2012
Out-of-work NYC actress Jacqueline wakes up to face a couple of “to dos”: call her friend Sophie, and return a pair of sandals.
Obsessed with her building’s new maintenance guy Abraham, Jacqueline decides to paint a portrait of him and herself as a couple.
Jacqueline meets a surly fellow actress, Suzanne, at a local audition.
Jacqueline mistakes a customer at a clothing boutique for Uma Thurman, and takes a French lesson with Abraham.
Jacqueline throws a French-themed dinner party but can’t understand what her guests, Abraham and Suzanne, are talking about.
After a series of increasingly desperate online attempts, Jacqueline despairs over her failure to contact Michael Cera, whom she viewed briefly on Chatroulette.
Jacqueline invites Abraham to join her at a local Russian bath with creepy clientele.
Suzanne suggests that Jacqueline jump start her acting career by starting a blog.
Between visits from Abraham, Jacqueline has a dream about two different Michael Ceras.
Jacqueline gets a call back from her audition, and gets a gift from Abraham.
