Dorkly Bits - Season 3

1. Zelda's Boyfriend

Aired: 1/2/2012

You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.

2. Ash Gets a Digimon

Aired: 1/3/2012

Digimon are not the champions.

3. Final Fantasy Thief Steals Wallet

Aired: 1/9/2012

He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.

4. Link Finds Ganon's Weakness

Aired: 1/10/2012

A true warrior fears no beep.

5. Fi Annoys Link

Aired: 1/17/2012

I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.

6. Ski Free Yeti Gets Desperate

Aired: 1/18/2012

He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.

7. Ken Wants to be Ryu

Aired: 1/24/2012

Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.

8. Mario is Too Mainstream

Aired: 1/25/2012

You've probably heard of him.

9. Luigi Meets Waluigi

Aired: 1/31/2012

You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.

10. Excitebike Maniac

Aired: 1/31/2012

Sportsmanship is for losers.

11. Bowser's Marital Problems

Aired: 2/7/2012

Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.

12. Bioshock Little Sister's Big Date

Aired: 2/7/2012

Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.

13. Puzzle Quest Ogre is a Nerd

Aired: 2/13/2012

All is fair in love and puzzles.

14. Tiny Tower Residents Can't Leave

Aired: 2/14/2012

They've got everything you need forever and ever.

15. Red Wastes a Masterball

Aired: 2/21/2012

His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.

16. Videogame Dog Park

Aired: 2/22/2012

Player 1's best friend.

17. Limbo with a Flashlight

Aired: 2/27/2012

Objects may not be as scary as they appear.

18. Angry Sun Hates Mario

Aired: 2/29/2012

His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.

19. Disney's Game of Thrones

Aired: 3/2/2012

In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.

20. Mortal Kombat Security Guard

Aired: 3/5/2012

If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.

21. Uncle Owen Ruins Star Wars

Aired: 3/9/2012

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.

22. Zelda II Sex Scene

Aired: 3/12/2012

A potion would have been far more tasteful.

23. X-Men Disappoint Magneto

Aired: 3/14/2012

They could have at least sent X-Factor.

24. TMNT Child Protective Services

Aired: 3/19/2012

The government is cool, but rude.

25. Final Fantasy VII Controversy

Aired: 3/21/2012

You say tomato, I say tomana.

26. Fan Fiction Dragon Ball Z

Aired: 4/3/2012

His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.

27. BurgerTime Chef Gets a New Job

Aired: 4/11/2012

Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.

28. Mario Goes Berserk

Aired: 4/12/2012

Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.

29. Toad House Is Rigged

Aired: 4/16/2012

Mario doesn't like getting played.

30. Mega Man Meets The Wire

Aired: 4/18/2012

Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.

31. Hypno's Having Trouble

Aired: 4/23/2012

Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.

32. Jurassic Yoshi

Aired: 4/25/2012

An adventure 16 bits in the making...

33. Mario Skips World 2

Aired: 5/2/2012

Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.

34. Sub-Zero Stays Dizzy

Aired: 5/5/2012

Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.

35. Videogame Realtor

Aired: 5/7/2012

She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.

36. Bug Catcher Waits

Aired: 5/9/2012

Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.

37. Sub-Zero's Glasses Are Broken

Aired: 5/15/2012

You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.

38. Disney Channel's Kingdom Hearts

Aired: 5/16/2012

The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.

39. Regular Guiseppe, The Third Mario Brother

Aired: 5/26/2012

He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.

40. Pac-Man's Pac-Wedding

Aired: 5/26/2012

Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.

41. River City Ransom Girlfriend

Aired: 5/30/2012

The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.

42. Dhalsim's Losing His Touch

Aired: 6/4/2012

He’s stretching the truth.

43. 'Legend of Zelda' Hermit Wants To Haggle

Aired: 6/5/2012

It’s dangerous to not take these deals.

44. Babality Is a Big Responsibility

Aired: 6/11/2012

It takes a true champion to raise a child.

45. Roller Coaster Tycoon Disaster

Aired: 6/18/2012

These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.

46. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Elevator Troubles

Aired: 6/19/2012

Small talk is NOT radical.

47. Bowser's Weekend With The Kids

Aired: 6/25/2012

Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.

48. Donkey Kong Meets With His Agent

Aired: 6/26/2012

This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.

49. Sonic Gets Engaged

Aired: 7/2/2012

He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.

50. Boos Meet a Real Ghost

Aired: 7/9/2012

He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).

51. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 1 - The Journey Begins

Aired: 7/16/2012

A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.

52. Legend of Zelda's 'Goodnight, Moon'

Aired: 7/18/2012

A bedtime story for the next three days.

53. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 2 - Rusty's Rival

Aired: 7/23/2012

The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.

54. Jax's New Arms

Aired: 7/24/2012

He’s armed and dangerous.

55. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 3 - Team Rocket

Aired: 7/30/2012

If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.

56. Batman Goes to the Movies

Aired: 7/31/2012

His movie-going experience must be more severe.

57. Peach's Revenge (Part 1)

Aired: 8/6/2012

She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.

58. Paralyzed Pokemon Returns

Aired: 8/7/2012

You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.

59. Resident Evil Political Ad

Aired: 8/13/2012

He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).

60. Iron Man's Drunk

Aired: 8/14/2012

Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.

61. Earthbound Photographer's Surprise

Aired: 8/20/2012

Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.

62. Chrono Trigger Doppel Doll's Other Use

Aired: 8/27/2012

He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.

63. Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters

Aired: 9/4/2012

He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).

64. Voltorb Doesn't Want To Die

Aired: 9/10/2012

He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.

65. Link's Wish

Aired: 9/11/2012

It's not delivery, it's destiny.

66. Paperboy Newsroom

Aired: 9/17/2012

A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.

67. Superman's Bad Day

Aired: 9/18/2012

The man of steel needs to look out.

68. Banjo's Big Mix-Up

Aired: 9/24/2012

69. Link's Fun Uncle Dies

Aired: 9/25/2012

It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.

70. Smoke's Not Doing Well

Aired: 10/1/2012

Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.

71. Emergency XCOM Meeting

Aired: 10/8/2012

72. Mario's Ex

Aired: 10/9/2012

Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.

73. Mortal Misunderstanding

Aired: 10/15/2012

It's the beginning of the happy ending.

74. Legend of Zelda: The Se7en Sages

Aired: 10/16/2012

His sins are coming back to haunt him.

75. Robotnik's New Nickname

Aired: 10/22/2012

You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.

76. Videogame Trick-or-Treating

Aired: 10/29/2012

77. Luke Skywalker's Adoption

Aired: 10/30/2012

A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.

78. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 4 - Snorcrash

Aired: 11/5/2012

Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.

79. Mario Can't Play the Warp Whistle

Aired: 11/7/2012

Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.

80. Nobody Likes the Toasty Guy

Aired: 11/12/2012

It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.

81. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 5 - Celadon Mall

Aired: 11/19/2012

Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.

82. Pokemon Daycare Reunion

Aired: 11/20/2012

Magikarp never forgets.

83. Sonic, Lord of the Rats

Aired: 11/27/2012

Save the vermin, ruin the world.

84. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 6 - HM Madness

Aired: 12/3/2012

Some machines were meant to stay hidden.

85. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 7 - EV Trainer

Aired: 12/10/2012

If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.

86. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 8 - Gym Fight

Aired: 12/17/2012

Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.

87. Dad Piggies

Aired: 12/18/2012

No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.

88. A Mortal Kombat Khristmas

Aired: 12/24/2012

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.

89. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 9 - The Newest Member of Team Rocket

Aired: 12/31/2012

Prepare for trouble, make it single.