Aired: 1/5/2011
The best defense is a crappy offense.
Aired: 1/7/2011
To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.
Aired: 1/14/2011
The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
No holding down B in the pool area.
Aired: 1/18/2011
Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.
Aired: 1/19/2011
Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.
Aired: 1/25/2011
Don't even get him started on Creed.
Aired: 1/26/2011
Overheating is radical.
Aired: 2/1/2011
8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.
Aired: 2/3/2011
It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.
Aired: 2/8/2011
Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.
Aired: 2/11/2011
What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.
Aired: 2/14/2011
This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.
Aired: 2/15/2011
He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.
Aired: 2/22/2011
Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.
Aired: 2/24/2011
He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.
Aired: 3/1/2011
He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.
Aired: 3/8/2011
They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.
Aired: 3/15/2011
If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.
Aired: 3/16/2011
He's game ready. And really, really desperate.
Aired: 3/21/2011
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
Aired: 3/22/2011
Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.
Aired: 3/29/2011
We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.
Aired: 4/1/2011
"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.
Aired: 4/5/2011
Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.
He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.
Aired: 4/12/2011
The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.
Aired: 4/18/2011
Our heart containers go out to his family.
He had his whole extra life ahead of him.
Aired: 4/20/2011
What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.
Aired: 4/25/2011
Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.
Aired: 4/26/2011
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
Aired: 5/4/2011
They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.
Aired: 5/10/2011
You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
Aired: 5/12/2011
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
Aired: 5/16/2011
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
Aired: 5/17/2011
Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.
Aired: 5/18/2011
He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.
Aired: 5/24/2011
No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.
They're going to kill you....
Aired: 6/2/2011
He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.
Aired: 6/8/2011
Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.
Aired: 6/10/2011
You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.
Aired: 6/14/2011
The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
Aired: 6/15/2011
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
Aired: 6/20/2011
I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
Aired: 6/22/2011
They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
Aired: 6/27/2011
"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.
Aired: 7/7/2011
Teamwork is infectious.
Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
Aired: 7/11/2011
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
Aired: 7/12/2011
The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.
Aired: 7/21/2011
"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell.
Aired: 7/22/2011
Aired: 8/2/2011
His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.
Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.
Aired: 8/10/2011
Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.
Aired: 8/11/2011
Dr. Wily wants him gone.
Aired: 8/15/2011
Speed runs save lives.
Aired: 8/16/2011
It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.
Aired: 8/23/2011
Aired: 8/24/2011
He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
Aired: 9/2/2011
It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.
Aired: 9/6/2011
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
Aired: 9/9/2011
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
Aired: 9/12/2011
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
Aired: 9/13/2011
Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.
Aired: 9/23/2011
You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.
Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.
Aired: 9/26/2011
That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.
Aired: 9/28/2011
Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.
Aired: 10/4/2011
The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.
Aired: 10/11/2011
You will rue the day you summoned him.
Aired: 10/17/2011
Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.
Aired: 10/18/2011
These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.
Aired: 10/24/2011
This isn't the game over he asked for.
Aired: 10/25/2011
If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
Aired: 11/2/2011
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.
Aired: 11/3/2011
Initializing raspy voice mode...
Aired: 11/8/2011
You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.
It's called tough love. Very, very tough love.
Aired: 11/15/2011
Don't cross the (time) streams.
Aired: 11/23/2011
No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.
Aired: 11/28/2011
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.
Aired: 11/29/2011
Night of the living dread.
Aired: 12/5/2011
Never trust the guy in the van.
Aired: 12/6/2011
Aired: 12/12/2011
Psh, you can talk to your family anytime.
Aired: 12/14/2011
It's all in the limbs.
Aired: 12/19/2011
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.