Aired: 5/17/2009
After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.
Aired: 5/24/2009
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.
Aired: 5/31/2009
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.
Aired: 6/7/2009
Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.
Aired: 6/14/2009
Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.
Aired: 6/21/2009
The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.
Aired: 6/28/2009
Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.
Aired: 7/5/2009
The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.
Aired: 7/19/2009
Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.
When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.
