Aired: 1/20/2008
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
Aired: 1/27/2008
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
Aired: 2/3/2008
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
Aired: 2/10/2008
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
Aired: 2/17/2008
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
Aired: 2/24/2008
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
Aired: 3/2/2008
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
Aired: 3/9/2008
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
Aired: 3/16/2008
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
Aired: 3/23/2008
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
Aired: 4/6/2008
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
Aired: 4/13/2008
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
Aired: 4/20/2008
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
Aired: 4/27/2008
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
Aired: 5/4/2008
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
Aired: 5/11/2008
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
Aired: 5/18/2008
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
Aired: 5/25/2008
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
Aired: 6/1/2008
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
Aired: 6/8/2008
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
