Aired: 9/17/2006
Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.
Aired: 9/24/2006
Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.
Aired: 10/1/2006
Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.
Aired: 10/8/2006
Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.
Aired: 10/15/2006
Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.
Aired: 10/22/2006
Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.
Aired: 10/29/2006
Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...
Aired: 11/5/2006
Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.
Aired: 11/12/2006
Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.
Aired: 11/19/2006
Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...
Aired: 11/26/2006
Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.
Aired: 12/10/2006
Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.
Aired: 12/17/2006
Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.
Aired: 12/24/2006
Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.
