The George Carlin Show - Season 1

First aired: 1/16/1994 14 episodes

Episodes

1. When Unexpected Things Happen to George

Aired: 1/16/1994

In the opener, George walks of the job when he's ordered to cut his ponytail; but his problems have less to do with the length of his air than they do with his huge gambling debt.

2. George Sees an Airplane

Aired: 1/23/1994

George's sanity is questioned after he sees a UFO.

3. George Goes on a Date (1)

Aired: 2/6/1994

George dates a pet-shop owner. (Part 1 of 2)

4. George Goes on a Date (2)

Aired: 2/13/1994

Friends offer fashion advice when George shows up at the Moylan in a Nehru jacket, ready for his date with Kathleen, which is later interrupted by news that Miles has run away. (Part 2 of 2)

5. George Helps Sidney

Aired: 2/20/1994

George helps Sydney get a modeling audition, but then accidentally breaks her nose.

6. George Expresses Himself

Aired: 2/27/1994

A pompous newsman's TV tirade about incompetent New York cabbies prompts a verbal letter bomb from George, who later surprises pals at the Moylan with his on-screen rebuttal.

7. George Gets Some Money

Aired: 3/6/1994

George makes a killing off a drunken passenger and begins spending with reckless abandon, ignoring Harry's warning about ""bad money"" until he attends a championship boxing match.

8. George Destroys a Way of Life

Aired: 3/20/1994

Movie buffs frequent the tavern, to the dismary of the regulars.

9. George Loses His Thermos

Aired: 3/27/1994

After his thermos disappears at the Moylan, George makes a big stink, raving on about the declining quality of life at his neighborhood tavern.

10. George Digs Rock ‘n’ Roll Music

Aired: 4/10/1994

George takes pity on a has-been '60s rocker when he sees him performing for spare change in the street.

11. George Speaks His Mind

Aired: 4/24/1994

After an encounter with his ex-wife in his cab, George, now in a very dark mood, runs afoul of an undercover inspector from the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission, drawing a citation for using profanity on the job. He goes before the commissioner in a hearing to plead his case.

12. George Looks Down the Wrong End of a Thirty-Eight

Aired: 5/1/1994

George is driving Dr. Beck to the Moylan Tavern when a desperate criminal hijacks the taxicab. The cowardly Beck escapes, leaving George to fend for himself.

13. George Plays a Mean Pinball

Aired: 5/8/1994

After beating his girlfriend Kathleen at multiple games of pinball, George begins insisting to her that women are inferior to men.

14. George Lifts the Holy Spirit

Aired: 5/15/1994

Harry steals a shipping truck containing a statue of Jesus Christ in the cargo area, then enlists a reluctant George to help him hide it.