Aired: 9/22/1998
Paul tries Viagra and spends the day hiding the obvious effects while he searches for Jamie, who is stuck on the streets of New York wearing nothing alse then a towel.
Aired: 9/29/1998
When Paul gets his tonsils taken out, his pretty nurse makes Jamie jealous. Meanwhile, Mabel says her first word.
Aired: 10/27/1998
Jamie's ex-boyfriend dies and leaves everything to her. Debbie has second thoughts about marrying Joan.
Aired: 11/3/1998
To satisfy her need to mother, Lisa adopts a cat with attitude. Jamie learns the benefits of a ""nooner.""
Aired: 11/10/1998
To help their communication problems, Dr. Sheila recommends that Paul and Jamie not talk to each other for the rest of the day.
Aired: 11/17/1998
Paul and Jamie go to L.A. to try to get superagent Gardner Malloy to represent him. The life of luxury makes them reluctant to go back.
Aired: 11/24/1998
Jamie and Paul have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Mabel may be allergic.
Aired: 12/14/1998
When Paul inadvertently injures Hal, he hires the nurse who attended to him after his tonsil removal. Jamie hates her, which leads to a fight. To end the argument, Hal suggests the British tradition of burying the fight.
Aired: 1/11/1999
Mr. Wicker goes out of town and asks Paul and Jamie to tend his rooftop garden. Mabel loves another baby's rare toy.
Aired: 1/18/1999
To save the store, Ira plans to give away a car to the person who keeps their hand on it the longest. Since he can't afford it, he wants all of the contestants to be ringers.
Aired: 1/25/1999
Dr. Lee helps Paul and Jamie get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon while Lisa cares for Murray.
Aired: 2/8/1999
Paul and Jamie spend an unsettling trial night in the suburbs.
Aired: 2/22/1999
The couple learns that Jamie will be in bed with Mark McGwire via virtual reality.
Aired: 3/1/1999
Uncle Phil goes back to high school. Lisa gets breast implants.
Aired: 4/26/1999
Sheila declares Paul and Jamie cured. However, Murray is still traumatized by the earlier puma attack, so Paul and Jamie enter him in a dog show.
Jamie's dress is ruined by a dry cleaner who is unwilling to make restitution. Paul has a dream where Einstein gives him a partial solution to the millennium bug. He needs to have the dream again, so he can get the rest of the solution.
Aired: 5/3/1999
Paul and Jamie discover the extra comfort of sleeping apart. Marvin is wrestling part time and Ira becomes his manager.
Aired: 5/10/1999
Ira finds a note in some old pants that remind him of a date made twenty years ago but he doesn't remember with whom. Paul and Jamie steal Burt's decrepit car so they can ditch it, since he won't sell it.
Aired: 5/13/1999
Paul accidentally runs over Jamie's mother. While she is in the hospital, her estranged husband visits.
Aired: 5/17/1999
When Debbie compiles Buchman and Stemple family trees, she learns that Paul and Jamie are actually cousins.
Aired: 5/24/1999
Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.
