Aired: 9/1/2011
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
Aired: 9/12/2011
Go ahead. Try this at home.
Aired: 9/21/2011
It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
Aired: 9/27/2011
Retouching what you couldn’t touch.
Aired: 10/24/2011
Minorities have it rough in this country.
Aired: 12/15/2011
Also playing in zero-D.
Aired: 11/10/2011
They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
Aired: 4/5/2011
You meme the world to me.
Aired: 12/19/2011
The beard makes the man.
Aired: 12/21/2011
Sing a song of sadness.
Aired: 10/17/2011
For all of you Steve Slobs out there.
Aired: 2/22/2012
The only real losers are the audience.
Aired: 2/20/2012
Can Twilight save America?
Aired: 3/5/2012
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
Aired: 3/14/2012
Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
Aired: 3/20/2012
The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
Aired: 3/28/2012
The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.
Aired: 4/1/2012
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
Aired: 4/2/2012
The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
Aired: 10/31/2011
Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
Aired: 4/4/2012
Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
Aired: 12/1/2011
Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.
Aired: 4/5/2012
There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
Aired: 12/20/2011
Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.
Aired: 4/11/2012
Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
Aired: 1/24/2012
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
Aired: 9/20/2011
Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
Aired: 2/9/2012
More money, more privacy problems.
Aired: 3/1/2012
When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!
