Aired: 9/7/2017
It’s not every day you meet all 6 of your soulmates at once.
Aired: 9/14/2017
Wait a minute, all this crap I’ll never use is free? Sign me up. Sign-ups are free, right?
Aired: 9/23/2017
Good god, making a man watch a whole baseball game? In one sitting? The Geneva Convention exists for a reason, you savages!
Aired: 9/28/2017
You may have never actually worked out on this exercise machine, but at least you broke a sweat moving it in and then throwing it out?
Aired: 10/5/2017
Your crappy hometown is the #1 tourist destination for every traveler that needs to go there so their parents aren’t sad!
Aired: 10/6/2017
Every Thursday, I’ve got a thing at 7:30 after work, and it takes me 37 minutes to get there? That’s why I go to the Awkward Amount of Time Station!
Aired: 10/12/2017
I am woman, hear me roar! Whoa, that was a really loud roar, so sorry about that.
Aired: 10/14/2017
The world is really going to shit, and now’s the time to do something. Or maybe we’ll wait until it gets even shittier?
Aired: 11/16/2017
Much of the food was provided thanks to Squanto (my roommate’s work friend’s DJ name).
Aired: 9/18/2017
People have been buying bowls in a store since the beginning of stores and bowls. Isn’t it time for a change?
Aired: 11/18/2017
Some people call them a crime against God, other people call them just plain delicious.
Aired: 11/20/2017
Watch out. This Thanksgiving dinner is covered in live opinions.
Aired: 12/2/2017
Someday you’ll paint those other 3 walls!
Aired: 12/9/2017
Who could forget perhaps Ansel Adams’ greatest work, “Dog I Saw Near Trader Joe’s”?
Aired: 12/14/2017
He’s a true loose cannon, by which we mean, not actually affiliated with the police force in any way.
Aired: 12/28/2017
One year later, and we still don’t know how tall Grant is.
Aired: 12/30/2017
It’s the best worst night of the year.
Aired: 1/13/2018
When you have a child, your bones automatically turn into sidewalk chalk.
Aired: 1/27/2018
Maybe wizards should figure out a way to conjure up Google Maps.
Aired: 1/30/2018
GET THESE THINGS OUTTA ME.
Aired: 2/3/2018
Everyone should have guns. That’s right. EVERYONE.
Aired: 2/8/2018
My phone? Couldn’t it just be a distant relative or something?
Aired: 2/17/2018
Watch The Big Boy Theory, every third Sunday at noon on NBS!
Aired: 2/24/2018
You go (to jail) girl!
Aired: 2/27/2018
I have a dream… ugh, wait, no one wants to hear about my dreams, do they?
Aired: 3/1/2018
The sport where both teams lose!
Aired: 3/3/2018
We haven’t seen it, but we sure have a lot of opinions about it.
Aired: 3/17/2018
God also clogged the toilet in the break room.
Aired: 3/24/2018
Tinder, Bumble, Hinge: all different dating apps, all crush your soul into dust.
Aired: 4/2/2018
It’s not sad, but Rekha makes sure everyone else knows that.