America's Funniest Home Videos - Season 13

1. Brush with Nature, Can't Take a Joke, and You're Using it Wrong

Aired: 9/27/2002

People have bumbling brushes with nature; a wedding day practical joke; a grandpa's sleepy surprise. Host: Tom Bergeron.

2. Wedding Bliss, Comedy is Not Pretty, and Funeral for a Fin

Aired: 10/4/2002

Videos featuring a monkey stealing a man's watch, a funeral for a fish and wedding day blunders will all be seen on the hilarious comedy-reality series.

3. Pet Spa Treatments, Baseball Been Good to Me, and You Always Hurt the Ones You Love

Aired: 10/11/2002

A boy blows out his birthday candles with a party noisemaker; pets undergo treatments at a spa. Also: a music montage of aerial mishaps. Host: Tom Bergeron.

4. Monkeys Versus Relatives, the Naughty File, and Prayer Boy Pigs Out

Aired: 10/18/2002

A chimpanzee admires a monkey mask; fishing mishaps; comical babies.

5. Scared Silly, Trick or Treat, and a Home Wrecking Rodent

Aired: 10/25/2002

A squirrel trapped inside a house--with a dog chasing it; Things about kids that their parents aren't proud of; Falls in the water; People acting like the costumes they're wearing; A ferret who throws himself out; Toilet humor; Blockheads; Costumed animal; ""Naughty Files""; A Halloween theme includes a trick-or-treater chased away by a Daschund, a little girl dressed as a witch scared by her own reflection, and a man in costume scaring trick-or-treaters at the front door; and a music montage of people being scared silly. Finalists: 'Home-Wrecking Rodent' (Winner), 'Lightning Dolt' (2nd Place), and 'The Caped Evader' (3rd place).

6. Dino Sores, a Pair of Dumbbells, and Nincompoop Corner

Aired: 11/1/2002

Videos featuring karate cut-ups, husband-and-wife mishaps and close encounters with dinosaurs.

7. Better Wed Than Dead, Graduation Mishaps, and the Many Faces of Freaking Out

Aired: 11/8/2002

A man scares his wife with a stuffed squirrel; girls are embarrassed when caught dancing and singing; a nude man sleds in snow. Also: wedding mishaps.

8. Teeny Bopper Busted, Gross Me Out, and Teeter Totters Versus Sneezing House Pets

Aired: 11/15/2002

A minister receives a cell-phone call during a wedding ceremony; man in a bear costume; cats and dogs.

9. Gobble Gobble, Send in the Cleaning Crew, and Trampoline Trouble

Aired: 11/22/2002

Thanksgiving Day blunders; a cake spontaneously combusts; a baby shows disgust over some food.

10. The Jolly Old Fat Man, It's Better to Receive, and Santa Claustrophobic

Aired: 12/13/2002

11. The High Cost of Child Rearing, Turtles Through Doorways Versus Downhill Skiing, and Slo-Mo Gizmo

Aired: 1/10/2003

A Christmas-themed episode includes mishaps involving Santa; kids' reactions to gifts; a Santa who falls asleep as kids give him their gift lists; a toy glider hitting someone in the head. Also: a parachutist lands near a seal.

12. Sports of Course, Dizzy Bats Versus Dogs Swinging on Ropes, and Grid Irony

Aired: 1/24/2003

A dog breaks through a wall; A fish tries to jump into a little boy's mouth; Sports-themed mishaps; Keeping your inner-child; D-fence!; Persistence; Property damage; A flower girl stomps a bug on the bride's dress; Turtles Through Doors VS. Downhill Skiing; Funny animals; Musical montage of people who can't dance; ""Slowing Things Down""; A boy with no pain threshold; ""The Video Calibrator,"" where videos are measured on a cuteness scale; Adolescence; Snowmobiling . . . or just no-mobiling; A graduation ceremony gets drenched when sprinklers turn on unexpectedly; A fake advertisement for interesting pet ideas; Cat tricks; Old folks, including an old man who pulls off a refrigerator door; ""The Naughty Files""; and Hysterical laughter. Finalists: 'Rover Rescue' (Winner), 'Stocking Stuffer' (2nd Place), and 'Snowmobonehead' (3rd place).

13. The First $100,000 Two-Hour Competition Show of Season 13

Aired: 1/31/2003

Football mishaps and blunders are the catch of the day, as videos featuring a player knocking over a referee and a deer interrupting a game; a sleeping man getting shaving-creamed; clips of amazing dog tricks; football kids; a drunk raccoon; ""Nincompoop Corner""; people falling between the boat and the dock; Dizzy Bats VS. Dogs Swinging On Ropes; ""You Do the Intro""; baby clips; ""Greetings from France""; and ""Naughty Files."" Finalists: 'Monster's Ick' (Winner), 'Flower-Power Protest' (2nd Place), and 'Big-Knuckle Bride' (3rd place).

14. Darwin's Favorite Animals, and Bucking Broncos Versus Kids Sleeping on Toilets

Aired: 1/31/2003

The $100,000 grand-prize winner.

15. Be My Valentine, With These Clips I Thee Wed, and Extremely Engaging

Aired: 2/7/2003

Performers blunder on stage; animal mishaps.

16. Grandpa's Gone Wild and the Strange, Bizarre and Unusual

Aired: 2/14/2003

Videos celebrate love, weddings and babies for St. Valentine's Day.

17. Tom's Home Movies, and Falling Down Stairs Versus Hairpieces Coming Off

Aired: 2/21/2003

Videos featuring nincompoops, sleeping disasters and children's mishaps.

18. Kids with Buckets on Their Heads Running into Walls Versus Dogs Playing the Piano

Aired: 2/21/2003

Sports blunders; children's follies; cats vs. dogs. Host: Tom Bergeron..

19. Whole Lotto Love, Nincompoop Corner, and 31 Burps in 30 Seconds

Aired: 3/7/2003

Videos featuring goofy children, canines and screaming amusement park ride patrons. Host: Tom Bergeron.

20. Send in the Repair Crew, Maybe the Parents Need a Time Out, and Backwards Classics

Aired: 3/28/2003

Sports blunders; a woman blowing out her birthday candles loses her dentures; funny reactions to fabricated lottery tickets.

21. That's My Child, Pogo Sticks Versus Exploding Snowmen, and How Did You Get So Bad at That?

Aired: 4/4/2003

A montage of funny pinata accidents; yo-yo attacks; a man gets the surprise of his life when he views his wife's ultrasound.

22. Child's Play, Egg Cracking, and We Don't Need No Stinking Men!

Aired: 4/25/2003

A squirrel takes a ride on a spinning bird feeder; a child takes a spill on Easter; people do comical things while sleeping.

23. Your Athletic Cup Runneth Over, Nature's Sampler, and Tom's Home Movies

Aired: 5/2/2003

Children at play; animal mishaps; funny female moments. Host: Tom Bergeron.

24. The Second $100,000 Two-Hour Competition Show of Season 13

Aired: 5/2/2003

Special ""home movies""; sporting accidents; man with a ""weight"" problem.

25. Finalists vie for the prize

Aired: 5/9/2003

The $100,000 grand-prize winner is named in this two-hour episode, which includes clips of a young girl's reaction to a boy's sneeze at a recital; and a bulldog attacking a pair of slippers.