The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 3

1. Those Who Care

Aired: 9/10/1973

2. Dennis Takes a Wife

Aired: 9/17/1973

3. One of the Boys

Aired: 9/24/1973

Dick takes stock of his life and concludes he doesn't have enough male time. Dick decides to join the guys for their weekly poker game but winning and losing amongst friends leads to hard feelings.

4. Dick in Deutsch

Aired: 10/1/1973

Dick receives the unpleasant news he's wanted for an legal matter in Germany. Dick explains to his friends how a free trip to Europe took an unexpected directio, landing him in trouble.

5. Mrs. Ferguson

Aired: 10/8/1973

A fan of Dick's character has a difficult time distinguishing between his actual life and his television one.

6. I'll Cry Today

Aired: 10/15/1973

Dick reschedules a dentist appointment to babysit so Jenny can go on a job interview.

7. The Young Surgeons

Aired: 10/22/1973

Dick recalls the time he had a small role on Medical Center, in which he played a doctor, and how bad he was in it.

8. She Kisses Like a Dead Mackerel

Aired: 10/29/1973

A columnist reports that temperamental actress Margot Brighton has less than ideal kissing skills. Margot decides Dick and Jenny are responsible for the information and they feel her wrath.

9. Preston al Naturale

Aired: 11/12/1973

An Italian director mmets Dick and thinks he would be perfect as the lead in his film. Dick is excited about the possibility until the script reveals he'll have a nude scene with a beautiful actress.

10. Turning Pro

Aired: 11/19/1973

11. Exit Laughing

Aired: 11/26/1973

Dick's favorite uncle, the black sheep of the family, drops in for an unexpected visit and unexpectedly drops dead. Twice. Dick arranges the "fun funeral" his uncle requested. Solid performances from the regular cast and guest stars.

12. What Your Best Friend Doesn't Know

Aired: 12/3/1973

13. Mr. Dazzle

Aired: 12/17/1973

14. He Who Steals My Friends

Aired: 12/31/1973

Dick and Jenny are happy to introduce their new friends the Eliots to neighbors the Richardsons. But the Prestons become much less glad when it appears the other couples are socializing without Dick and Jenny.

15. The Back Break Kid

Aired: 1/7/1974

Dick hurts his back doing a stunt with a young actor Tash who is trying to prove how virile he is.

16. Balzac, Come Home

Aired: 1/14/1974

17. The Hickey

Aired: 1/21/1974

18. House Guests

Aired: 1/28/1974

19. The Pregnancy

Aired: 2/11/1974

20. Man of Medicine

Aired: 2/18/1974

21. Commercial Housewives

Aired: 2/25/1974

TV commercial producer Herbie Vincent overhears Jenny and Connie rave about a product. He asks the two friends to repeat the endorsement for a television commercial he's creating.

22. A Fake Matisse Is Better Than a Real Anzelowitz

Aired: 3/4/1974

23. We Met at Mama Lombardi's

Aired: 3/11/1974

24. Lt. Preston of the 4th Cavalry

Aired: 3/18/1974