Aired: 1/19/2012
Gary and Joel realize they're looked at as kids, so they try to change their image to hook up with girls.
Aired: 1/26/2012
Gary and Joel realize that they're poor, so they try to set up Gary's stepmother with a rich guy who's the father of a new student at their school.
Aired: 2/2/2012
In an attempt to surround themselves with good influences, Gary and Joel decide to manage the high school baseball team.
Aired: 2/9/2012
Gary and Joel “defend” the local fire department by becoming arsonists.
Aired: 2/16/2012
Gary and Joel discover that they’re in the slow track at school and stage a student uprising to abolish academic segregation.
Aired: 2/23/2012
An outbreak of head lice threatens Gary and Joel’s plans to hook up with girls at a school dance.
Aired: 3/1/2012
Gary and Joel enlist a psychic to help them win the science fair.
Aired: 3/8/2012
Joel's 40-year-old brother, Brian, moves back into Joel's bedroom and Joel strives to be more tolerant of him despite Brian's contemptible behavior.
Aired: 3/15/2012
Gary and Joel try and acquire sweet tans and mad paper by hooking up with a young lawncare entrepreneur.
Aired: 3/22/2012
Gary and Joel get fake ID's so they can give blood.
Aired: 12/6/2012
Gary and Joel learn the meaning of school pride when a turf war erupts with prep school kids over their prized food mart.
Aired: 12/13/2012
When Joel's brother Brian gets out of prison, the boys get him a job as their High School head of security only to find out some people can never be reformed.
Aired: 12/20/2012
The boys discover the true ugliness of death after they save Carol's ex, Reggie, from being buried in an unmarked grave and get stuck disposing of his body themselves.