Aired: 6/26/2006
Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess.
Aired: 7/3/2006
After Brian Brain is rejected by like-minded Adopters, he creates robotic parents to fill the void.
Aired: 7/10/2006
Princess Lucy accidentally clones herself in an effort to find the perfect BFF.
Aired: 7/17/2006
The Orphans put on a play to prospective Adopters, with disastrous results.
Aired: 7/24/2006
Aldous has a chance to avoid a deadly curse by being adopted by Corporate Executives.
Aired: 7/31/2006
Reverend Gamble mistakes Charlie for the Devil, until the real Satan shows up looking for his son.
Aired: 8/7/2006
After a shiny, new orphanage appears overnight, Brian Brain realizes he wouldn't give up being a free-thinker for all the power and possessions in the world.
Aired: 8/14/2006
Sammy is convinced he's being watched by a TV audience, and is consequently diagnosed by Brian Brain as being a megalomaniac.
Aired: 8/21/2006
After a bad day, the Orphans try to find true happiness in the hapless forest.
Aired: 8/28/2006
Princess Lucy obsesses over the high she gets from gambling, resulting in dire consequences.
Aired: 9/4/2006
Armie takes up smoking after idolizing Cool Carl, the only Orphan ever to be adopted from the Gurney.
Aired: 9/11/2006
After all the Orphans come down with the flu, a reformed wicked witch, Karen, is hired to get them under control.
Aired: 9/18/2006
Famed A-list Director, Steven Franchise, has the Orphans compete by making films to impress him into adopting them.