Aired: 12/2/2014
One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.
Aired: 12/3/2014
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
Aired: 12/4/2014
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
Aired: 12/5/2014
When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
Aired: 12/6/2014
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
Aired: 12/9/2014
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.
Aired: 12/10/2014
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
Aired: 12/11/2014
The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.
