Aired: 9/10/2013
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
Aired: 9/11/2013
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
Aired: 9/12/2013
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
Aired: 9/13/2013
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
Aired: 9/16/2013
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
Aired: 9/17/2013
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
Aired: 9/18/2013
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
Aired: 9/19/2013
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
Aired: 9/20/2013
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
Aired: 9/23/2013
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
Aired: 9/24/2013
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
Aired: 9/25/2013
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
Aired: 9/26/2013
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
Aired: 9/27/2013
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
