Red vs. Blue - Season 3

First aired: 10/12/2004 20 episodes

The third season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. The universe is in chaos, and the final hope for humanity is two-thousand years in the past with a fast-talking computer that loves knock-knock jokes. What could possibly go wrong?

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Episodes

1. Best Laid Plans

Aired: 10/12/2004

In the first episode of season 3, the Reds and Blues find themselves scattered across the universe as they attempt to hunt down evil mastermind O'Malley.

2. Visiting Old Friends

Aired: 10/24/2004

Sarge and Caboose try to escape from a bizarre battle between two groups of unknown Red and Blue soldiers.

3. Let's Get Together

Aired: 11/8/2004

O'Malley sets his evil plans in motion, while the Reds and Blues debate their next move.

4. You're The Bomb, Yo

Aired: 11/9/2004

Church and Grif get used to life on the inside, while Simmons and Donut attempt to reprogram the teleporters.

5. Make Your Time

Aired: 11/10/2004

The Reds and Blues must work together to stop O'Malley and disable the ten megaton bomb inside Church's body.

6. We Must Rebuild

Aired: 11/21/2004

Grif and Simmons try to make sense of their new futuristic surroundings, while Caboose helps Donut with an important discovery.

7. New Toys

Aired: 12/6/2004

Sarge and Donut attempt to fix the Warthog while O'Malley and Lopez inspect their new home.

8. The Greatest Episode Ever

Aired: 12/16/2004

(Episode 45.9) Available only to sponsors or on the Season 3 DVD and produced solely by Gustavo Sorola while the rest of the production crew had been out of town. This episode continues or replaces the events of episode 45, though is non-canon, and features paper cutouts as characters while portraying Simmons as a hero.

9. We're Being Watched

Aired: 12/17/2004

O'Malley and Lopez receive an unexpected visitor, and the Reds intercept a transmission from an old adversary.

10. It's A Biological Fact

Aired: 1/17/2005

The Reds and Blues meet up with Tex and plot ways to infiltrate O'Malley's compound.

11. Heavy Metal

Aired: 1/23/2005

Sarge and Tex lead an offensive against O’Malley, with Caboose doing some heavy lifting.

12. Roaming Charges

Aired: 2/14/2005

Church seeks help from an ancient computer, while the Reds search for the missing head of Lopez.

13. Silver Linings

Aired: 3/1/2005

The computer completes the teleporter and reveals its name to be Gary. Church teleports back to Blood Gulch shortly before the series begins. Another Church runs in and tells Gary to teleport him to Sidewinder instead, because he "screwed everything up." On Blood Gulch Church finds that he either has no effect, or causes the previous events by his presence.