Nick Swardson's Pretend Time - Season 1

1. Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts

Aired: 10/12/2010

There’s blood, tears, vomit, urine and donkey sperm - lots of donkey sperm. In the premiere of comedian Nick Swardson's sketch-comedy show, a man is upset when his mother leaves all her money to the family cat. Nick dedicates the show to his dead cat. Also: a father who compiles a "bucket list" for his son; and a profile of Lady Gaga's brother, a police officer in New Jersey.

2. The Leather Swingset With the Monkey and the Gun

Aired: 10/19/2010

Nick talks about how dirty the show can be; guest stars Finesse Mitchell, rapper Swayze and duo Dana & Julia.

3. I Just Got Voodoo'd

Aired: 10/26/2010

Nick talks about the trouble they had casting the Freddy Krueger sketch; stand up comedians Nick Kroll and Paul F. Tompkins.

4. Mudslide Junction

Aired: 11/2/2010

Nick talks about how happy he is to be working with Gay Robot again. Sketches include a cereal parody, a radio personality who has a knack for delivering bad news, and innovative camping equipment.

5. Relapse Into Refreshment

Aired: 11/9/2010

Nick discusses his obsession with scatological humor at an early age. Sketches include a TV show about a masturbating sniper, pirates following a treasure map tatooed to one of their scrotums, and a man with unorthodox survival skills (such as bashing out his teeth to make a weapon to fight night creatures and bigfoot, eating rocks, and giving himself oral sex.

6. Monday Morning Meltdown

Aired: 11/16/2010

A parody of James Cameron's Avatar set in an office, a TV show, called "Critter Getters", about two men capturing a bear, and an appearance by Superman.

7. Blah Blah Blah Main Street

Aired: 11/23/2010