Mark, Bob, and Wade try doing this with even more arbitrary rules
Aired: 2/21/2025
Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade.
Aired: 2/23/2025
When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?!
Aired: 2/27/2025
I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.)
Aired: 3/2/2025
Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup.
Aired: 3/7/2025
For the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable!
Aired: 3/9/2025
Keep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and opposite distraction.
Aired: 3/13/2025
A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've ever seen in your entire life.
Aired: 3/16/2025
Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob!
Aired: 3/20/2025
For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst.
Aired: 3/23/2025
This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough.
Aired: 3/27/2025
Whether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy.
Aired: 3/30/2025
This episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essentials, delivered on repeat. Welcome to your Walmart. Old Mark-plier had another farm. E.
Aired: 4/3/2025
The dudes are bringing it back home with this one.
Aired: 4/6/2025
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation.
Aired: 4/10/2025
The Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat.
Aired: 4/13/2025
The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever.
Aired: 4/17/2025
Wade may have screwed up, but at least he's got the voice of an absolute angel.
Aired: 4/20/2025
Orange Is The New Distract.
Aired: 4/24/2025
The greatest public domain story ever told finally comes to the big screen.
Aired: 4/27/2025
Markiplier presents, "A Heist with Bob & Wade."
Aired: 5/1/2025
Can Wade sneak his oozing and thronging weirdness past Mark and Bob?
Aired: 5/4/2025
All of the Distractible crossovers you've dreamt off, jam-packed into one episode!
Aired: 5/8/2025
W asks B & M some grade A "Q"s.
Aired: 5/11/2025
Just because we don't have merch right now, doesn't mean we still can't try to sell you stuff!
Aired: 5/15/2025
Mark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses.
Aired: 5/19/2025
Well, that was gross...
Aired: 5/22/2025
Is Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started...
Aired: 5/26/2025
Chef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob.
Aired: 5/29/2025
The Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering.
Aired: 6/1/2025
The guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it.
Aired: 6/5/2025
The number one trusted news source for pregnant people, meat puppets, and parrots is back!
Aired: 6/9/2025
What's better than this? Guys being dudes.
Aired: 6/12/2025
If the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken.
Aired: 6/15/2025
Everyone's favorite role-playing game just got a whole lot more bald.
Aired: 6/20/2025
Bob and Wade must carry the weight of Mark's game on their shoulders.
Aired: 6/22/2025
What do frogs, cluckin', Franz Ferdinand, and loud moans all have in common? Just ask Wade...
Aired: 6/26/2025
It's been quite some time since Bob last decided torture Mark and Wade with trivia. Let's fix that right now.
Aired: 6/29/2025
Three "expert" gamers share their "expertise" on the past, present, and future of the gaming world.
Aired: 7/3/2025
How well do the guys know their own show? Also, do you smell something...
Aired: 7/7/2025
What's more American than releasing a 4th of July special 3 days after the 4th of July?
Aired: 7/10/2025
I liked Distractible before it was cool.
Aired: 7/13/2025
Look no further, you've come to the right place to gain sacred knowledge about crows, plants, geese, and zombies.
Aired: 7/18/2025
"Bard" Bob doth take Wadeiam Shakespeare and Markbeth out for a night at the theatre.
Aired: 7/20/2025
Can we ever really trust Wade though? Anyone with that amount of shine is sure to have his secrets.
Aired: 7/24/2025
Back in my day, it used to cost only five cents to watch Mark, Bob, and Wade talk about maggots, beavers, and feces.
Aired: 7/27/2025
3 men, one trail, and a whole lot of dysentery and grandfather clocks.
Aired: 7/31/2025
It's time for the devil once again to come collect what's owed to him: a strong argument.
Aired: 8/3/2025
The guys pop a squat and push out some topics for this steaming hot August episode.
Aired: 8/7/2025
Distractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest.
Aired: 8/10/2025
Mark puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test to see how they can make famous quotes.
Aired: 8/14/2025
Chef Wade Ramsay orders competitors Mark and Bob to the kitchen to cook up some cold-cut truths and sizzlin' hot takes.
Aired: 8/17/2025
Mark challenges Bob and Wade to draw for their lives in this Pictionary style game.
Aired: 8/21/2025
No more monkey-ing around, we have bigger fish to fry... then place in the restaurant bathroom.
Aired: 8/24/2025
The curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make.
Aired: 8/28/2025
You know it's time to search for pennies when Mark strips down and Wade starts speaking French.
Aired: 8/31/2025
The Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one.
Aired: 9/4/2025
Another unsolved mystery that started with $10,000 and ended in a knife fight.
Aired: 9/7/2025
Bob shares his big diction energy with Mark and Wade in his obscure word guessing game.
Aired: 9/11/2025
Mark returns from his weekly hospital trip to warn us all about the dangers of eating vegetables.
Aired: 9/14/2025
Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.
Aired: 9/18/2025
Aired: 9/21/2025
The guys prove that being an adult doesn't keep spoopy characters from attacking if you're naughty.
Aired: 9/25/2025
A walk of atonement is in order for the long list of people that Mark, Bob, and Wade have deemed the most shameful.
Aired: 9/29/2025
The boys are finally back together again in Ohio, ready to let their streams of consciousness flow out in person. And from the looks of their streams, one of the guys is definitely allergic to Skyline, and another has a severe foot injury.
Aired: 10/2/2025
What happens on the Distracti-couch, stays on the Distracti-couch.
Aired: 10/5/2025
Before Wade hosts a game of "Would You Rather," Mark proves that the journey from Ohio isn't always a happy one.
Aired: 10/9/2025
Make sure you got the scary tape handy, because you'll need to keep your hairs from standing after this spoopy episode.
Aired: 10/12/2025
A Distractible episode is worth a thousand words.
Aired: 10/16/2025
Wade continues to keep the spoopy season in gear by hosting a discussion about bald-chilling curses and legends.
Aired: 10/19/2025
Bob returns with another word game that is guaranteed to absolutely destroy Mark and Wade's egos.
Aired: 10/23/2025
Not all battles are worth winning.
Aired: 10/26/2025
Hiii...
Aired: 10/30/2025
View and listen with caution, because no amount of discretion is guaranteed to keep frog swallowing mouse nut babies at bay... especially tonight...
Aired: 11/13/2025
He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height.
Aired: 11/16/2025
Listeners, you're responsible for this...
Aired: 11/20/2025
Having a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away...
Aired: 11/24/2025
Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town.
Aired: 11/27/2025
Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes."
Aired: 12/7/2025
The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert...
Aired: 12/11/2025
Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026.
Aired: 12/14/2025
The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test.
Aired: 12/18/2025
The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game.
Aired: 12/22/2025
The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo.
Aired: 1/4/2026
New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise.
Aired: 1/8/2026
Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions.
Aired: 1/22/2026
The reviews are in, and critics are raving: "Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle "If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald "I can't f**king see!" - Bob
Aired: 1/25/2026
Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.)
Aired: 1/29/2026
The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days.
Aired: 2/1/2026
Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical.
Aired: 2/5/2026
The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for.
Aired: 2/8/2026
Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.
Aired: 2/12/2026
Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.
Aired: 2/15/2026
Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald.
Aired: 2/19/2026
The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons.
Aired: 2/22/2026
Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in*
Aired: 2/26/2026
Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder...
Aired: 3/2/2026
Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you.
Aired: 3/5/2026
Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.
Aired: 3/8/2026
Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses.
Aired: 3/12/2026
WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith.
Aired: 3/15/2026
Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever.
Aired: 3/23/2026
What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe?
Aired: 3/29/2026
What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says...
Aired: 4/5/2026
Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health.
Aired: 4/12/2026
Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play.
Aired: 4/19/2026
Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him.
Aired: 4/26/2026
Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark.
Aired: 5/3/2026
Quick, get flat!
Aired: 5/11/2026
No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes.
Aired: 5/17/2026
Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee!
