Mark, Bob, and Wade learn to follow the rules...sometimes
Aired: 2/25/2024
AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.
Aired: 2/29/2024
This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.
Aired: 3/3/2024
Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.
Aired: 3/7/2024
Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.
Aired: 3/10/2024
In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.
Aired: 3/15/2024
Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.
Aired: 3/17/2024
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.
Aired: 3/21/2024
With great power, comes great Distractibility.
Aired: 3/24/2024
It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.
Aired: 3/28/2024
Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.
Aired: 3/31/2024
Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.
Aired: 4/4/2024
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.
Aired: 4/7/2024
We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.
Aired: 4/11/2024
Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.
Aired: 4/14/2024
Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.
Aired: 4/19/2024
Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.
Aired: 4/21/2024
Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.
Aired: 4/25/2024
Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.
Aired: 4/28/2024
What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.
Aired: 5/2/2024
Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.
Aired: 5/5/2024
Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!
Aired: 5/9/2024
Old Mark-plier had a farm. E.
Aired: 5/12/2024
There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...
Aired: 5/16/2024
Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.
Aired: 5/19/2024
Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.
Aired: 5/23/2024
THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*
Aired: 5/26/2024
100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.
Aired: 5/30/2024
Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.
Aired: 6/2/2024
Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!
Aired: 6/6/2024
So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.
Aired: 6/9/2024
Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.
Aired: 6/13/2024
Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!
Aired: 6/17/2024
The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)
Aired: 6/21/2024
Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
Aired: 6/23/2024
Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.
Aired: 6/27/2024
Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!
Aired: 6/30/2024
The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.
Aired: 7/4/2024
Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com
Aired: 7/7/2024
I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.
Aired: 7/11/2024
Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.
Aired: 7/14/2024
Red red dye, goes to Mark's head.
Aired: 7/19/2024
Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.
Aired: 7/21/2024
This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.
Aired: 7/25/2024
The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...
Aired: 7/28/2024
Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.
Aired: 8/1/2024
Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm?
Aired: 8/4/2024
Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.
Aired: 8/8/2024
Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.
Aired: 8/11/2024
The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?
Aired: 8/15/2024
Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
Aired: 8/18/2024
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.
Aired: 8/22/2024
Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.
Aired: 8/25/2024
Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...
Aired: 8/29/2024
(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.
Aired: 9/1/2024
Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.
Aired: 9/6/2024
Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...
Aired: 9/8/2024
After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!
Aired: 9/12/2024
Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.
Aired: 9/15/2024
Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.
Aired: 9/19/2024
It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.
Aired: 9/23/2024
This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.
Aired: 9/26/2024
We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.
Aired: 9/29/2024
With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.
Aired: 10/4/2024
Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.
Aired: 10/6/2024
The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.
Aired: 10/10/2024
"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"
Aired: 10/14/2024
It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.
Aired: 10/17/2024
You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.
Aired: 10/20/2024
Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
Aired: 10/25/2024
Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
Aired: 10/27/2024
Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
Aired: 10/31/2024
The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
Aired: 11/3/2024
Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
Aired: 11/7/2024
Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
Aired: 11/10/2024
Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
Aired: 11/14/2024
Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
Aired: 11/17/2024
Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
Aired: 11/21/2024
Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
Aired: 11/24/2024
Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
Aired: 11/28/2024
Together, we can Make America Wade Again!
Aired: 12/1/2024
Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
Aired: 12/5/2024
There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
Aired: 12/8/2024
If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
Aired: 12/13/2024
Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?
Aired: 12/16/2024
Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
Aired: 12/19/2024
[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
Aired: 12/22/2024
Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.
Aired: 12/26/2024
Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
Aired: 12/30/2024
New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
Aired: 1/3/2025
It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
Aired: 1/5/2025
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.
Aired: 1/9/2025
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
Aired: 1/19/2025
As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
Aired: 1/23/2025
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
Aired: 1/26/2025
Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
Aired: 1/30/2025
Wade gets himself canceled.
Aired: 2/3/2025
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
Aired: 2/6/2025
Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
Aired: 2/9/2025
All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
Aired: 2/13/2025
Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
Aired: 2/16/2025
The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."
