Barney Miller - Season 3

First aired: 9/23/1976 22 episodes

Episodes

1. Evacuation

Aired: 9/23/1976

Wojo is dismayed to discover that the city doesn't have up-to-date evacuation procedures in the event of an emergency; Fish meets Jilly Pappalardo, a young thief who he will eventually care for in the ""Barney"" spin-off ""Fish.""

2. Quarantine (1)

Aired: 9/30/1976

Wojo brings in a sick perp who collapses on the floor...resulting in the 12th being put under quarantine,with the following personnel present:A lady of the evening [who gets friendly with Fish!], Marty and Mr Driscoll, and of course, Inspector Lugar....

3. Quarantine (2)

Aired: 10/7/1976

The quarantined 12th Precinct tries to make it through the night: Lugar has a 'talk' with Marty and Daryl Driscoll; and Harris has a loud rant in his sleep.

4. Bus Stop

Aired: 10/14/1976

Quarters are tight at the 12th when a holdup man is confined with his busload of victims.

5. The Election

Aired: 10/21/1976

Election Day at the One-Two includes: A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo, who promptly 'loses' him; and Inspector Lugar comes electioneering for a old time political hack.

6. Werewolf

Aired: 10/28/1976

A disturbance in the park turns out to be a man who claims to be a werewolf.

7. The Recluse

Aired: 11/11/1976

A latter-day prophet claims the end is near - 5:30, to be precise; a man who hasn't left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. John Cassisi appears as Victor Kreutzer, a role he would continue to play on ""Fish.""

8. Noninvolvement

Aired: 11/18/1976

Barney doesn't see a crime, but Wojo's brought in a man for refusing to aid a mugging victim.

9. Power Failure

Aired: 12/9/1976

A power failure darkens spirits at the 12th, where they play host to a man with a split personality.

10. Christmas Story

Aired: 12/23/1976

Wojo wants to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl; Fish dons a red suit to catch a mugger who's targeting Kris Kringles; Luger fishes for an invitation from Barney for Christmas Day.

11. Hash

Aired: 12/30/1976

Wojo brings hashish-laced brownies his new girlfriend made to the 12th Precinct, getting the detective squad stoned; while an actor and critic (""natural enemies"" says Harris) square off with dueling swords.

12. Smog Alert

Aired: 1/6/1977

All eyes are on Fish as the city undergoes a first-stage smog alert; an unlikely connection is made between a potential suicide victim and an obscene graffiti artist.

13. Community Relations

Aired: 1/13/1977

An evicted tenant greets a landlord with a musket; Barney's charged with harassment when he books a blind shoplifter.

14. The Rand Report

Aired: 1/20/1976

Rather than return one week per month to uniformed patrol, Wojo quits the force.

15. Fire '77

Aired: 1/27/1977

The 12th may go up in smoke, to the delight of a suicidal couple.

16. Abduction

Aired: 2/3/1977

Barney has his hands full with a couple who want his assistance with their cult-influenced daughter, and Nick's bookie who's arrested for his efforts.

17. Sex Surrogate

Aired: 2/10/1977

Weary of waiting for promotion, Levitt announces that he's quitting the force; Barney investigates a sex clinic that borders on brothel status; Harris investigates a rash of crimes ostensibly committed by a juvenile.

18. Moonlighting

Aired: 2/17/1977

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest who's fencing stolen goods; a racketeer is using a retarded boy as an assistant.

19. Asylum

Aired: 2/24/1977

Marty is picked up for parole violation with a half ounce of marijuana; Wojo prematurely grants a Russian defector asylum.

20. Group Home

Aired: 3/10/1977

Yemana assists a bigoted Army officer when a bomber threatens a recruiting facility; it's Fish's turn for mugging detail as Victor and Jilly resurface with Bernice in tow.

21. Strike (1)

Aired: 3/24/1977

An impending strike is on everyone's mind, except the woman who was robbed by her computer date. (Part 1 of 2)

22. Strike (2)

Aired: 3/31/1977

Barney and Inspector Luger man the fort alone when the detectives go out on strike.