Aired: 6/30/2011
Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.
Aired: 7/7/2011
Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.
Aired: 7/14/2011
When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.
Aired: 7/21/2011
After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.
Aired: 7/28/2011
Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.
Aired: 8/4/2011
Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.
Aired: 8/11/2011
Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.
Aired: 8/18/2011
Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.
Aired: 8/25/2011
Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.
Aired: 9/1/2011
Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.
Aired: 3/14/2012
A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.
Aired: 3/21/2012
Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.
Aired: 3/28/2012
Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.
Aired: 4/4/2012
Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.
Aired: 4/11/2012
Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.
Aired: 4/18/2012
A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.
Aired: 4/25/2012
Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.
