Aired: 5/14/1981
Albert is offered a job as a gardener. Though he claims to have green fingers, in fact he knows almost nothing about gardening....
Aired: 5/28/1981
Albert and Ethel are shocked when their son Billy (Kevin Lloyd) tells them that he and his family are emigrating to Australia. Albert takes it very badly indeed...
Aired: 6/4/1981
Albert and Ethel take a day trip to out-of-season Blackpool.
Aired: 6/11/1981
Albert, outside in the dark wearing only pyjamas to investigate the crash of a milk bottle, finds himself locked out of the house...
Aired: 6/18/1981
Albert meets old flame Lily Higgins and proves that there's no fool like an old fool! Ethel gets suspicious, and eventually finds him with his trousers down...
Aired: 6/25/1981
Albert seizes the opportunity to give Norman some very unhelpful advice about women...
Aired: 7/2/1981