Aired: 3/13/2005
Introduction: Kelsey gets a sponge bath. Opening titles. Victims of Pickpocketing. Typist Gets a Computer. A Room for 2 Knights. Listen to the Fine Print. Moon Landing: Locked Out. Therapist mocks Kelsey. Airport Luggage Check. Wedding Photographer. Where Do I Know You From? Bicycle Built For Five. Moon Landing: Houston mocks Astronaut. A Helping Hand. All the Leaves Are Brown Chorus/End Credits. Closing Scene: Nudist Camp Streaker.
Aired: 3/20/2005
Introduction: Kelsey gets a sponge bath. Opening titles. A Room for 2 Knights. Typist Gets a Computer. Photo with the Royal Gaurd. Airport Luggage Check. Listen to the Fine Print. Moon Landing: Locked Out. Airport Metal Detector. Jury's Opinion. Therapist mocks Kelsey. Moon Landing: Wrong Shoes I Spy With My Little Eye Bicycle Built For Five. Flirty Optometrist. Moon Landing: Houston Mocks Astronaut. FBI Investigates Bank Employee. Interpreter for the Hearing Impaired. Have You Seen My Dog? Wedding Photographer. Weed Whacker Victim. Singles with Phobias. All the Leaves Are Brown Chorus/End Credits.
Aired: 3/27/2005
Intro: Kelsey Has A Nightmare Opening Titles Bike Rider: Danger Moon Landing: Shuttle Alarm Dog Funeral Conference Call Confessional Swim Race: Jet Ski Where Do I Know You From? Victims of Pickpockets Extremist Sports Club Healing Reverend Suntan Oil: The Last Drop Greeting Card Salesman Building a Well Submarine: Broken Equipment Kayaking Problem Bike Rider: Winding Road Security Officer's Birthday Present Guess the Girlfriend's Name Bikini Presentation Beach Couple: Will You Marry Me? Submarine: Leaking Supermarket Cereal Kid Submarine: Periscope Suntan Oil: Slippery Couple Can I Have A Quickie? Adopted Child Birth Stone Swim Race: Medals Background Noise Bike Rider: Bump One Note Imaginary Friend Support Group Beach Couple: We're Having a Baby/End Credits Closing: Kelsey Has Another Nightmare
Aired: 4/3/2005
Intro: Broken Stethoscope Opening Titles Shopping with Daddy Massaging Chair Snorkeling Class Model's Photo Shoot Fireman: Forget Helmet Distraction Therapy Living Statue: Police Officer Summer Camp Song A Hypothetical Question Book Signing Bad Education Crisis Prevention Hotline Wrong Shopping List Living Statue: Park Bench Trouble Playing the Piano Vacation Photos Moon Landing: Fresh Air War is Wrong Phone Booth Breakup Fireman: Wrong Pole Class Hamster Scuba Diving Geriatric Urologist Couples Golf Lesson Would You Like to See the Back? Ring Leader Fireman: False Alarm Scottish Jockey Dead Man Walking Where Does Pooh Come From? Drunk at the Office Meeting/End Credits Closing: Telemarketer Calls Crisis Prevention Hotline
Aired: 4/12/2005
Intro: Hungry Opening Titles Suicide Cliff Spilled Salt Take a Picture Ticket to Philadelphia Feeding Your Lover Learning French Throwing the Kids Away High Visibility Gear Heavy Petting Zoo First Time Burglar Feeling Ugly Waiting for the Bus Beauty Salon Dryers Online Dating Did Someone Hit You? Kiddie Soccer Mathematicians Convention Performing in the Park Explaining Divorce I Heard a Noise Police at the Door Bad Beach Kids Dueling Sports Commentators Irreconcilable Differences Ping Pong Cheater Messing with the Teacher Checking Teeth Looking for Teabags Loose Tooth Overeager Ball Boy Airport Security: Amsterdam Snail Exhibit First Time Porn Actor/End Credits Closing: Finnish for the Day
Aired: 4/19/2005
Sketches include a lesson in after-dinner etiquette, a new twist on marriage counseling and a wedding date disaster.