Road Rules - Season 13

First aired: 6/6/2004 17 episodes

Episodes

1. Volcano Bungee

Aired: 6/7/2004

We start off meeting our 6 Roadies- Patrick- 20 year old male from Park Ridge, Illinois Jodi- 22 year old female from Richmond, Virginia Derrick- 20 year old male from Des Plaines, Illinois Ibis- 19 year old female from Weston, Florida Danny- 20 year old male from Linden, New Jersey Kina- 19 year old female from Pennsville, New Jersey They are pulled in trailer by sows to their new home for 2 months, the mighty RV. Inside the RV they notice one big bed in the back. They comment how that just promotes messing around between the roadies. They are given their phone where they'll receive all their clues and their first clue to meet their mission mayors. They go up to meet Andrea and Fabrizio. They welcome them to Road Rules X-treme. This promises to be the biggest and baddest of the Road Rules. They tell them that they need to give up all their money and credit cards. They also tell them that they will be living on 1,650,000 pesos ($3000) in $500 Visa cards for the whole se

2. Waterfall Rappel

Aired: 6/14/2004

We start off with the cast swimming in the ocean. Danny who is comfortable with himself takes off his shorts and skinny dips. Derrick later talks to Kina about how he is not comfortable with homosexuals and how he will share a bed with any of the girls or even Patrick but he will not share a bed with Danny. They receive their next mission clue over the phone saying that they should prepare to get water behind their ears and to be at the mission site by 9:30am. 8:01PM - Even though they have a mission the following day, they decide to go out to a bar. Danny says he can't get drunk because he gets really crazy. 9:36PM - After a few drinks, they all get a buzz but Danny ofcourse gets hammered. 10:20PM - They all start to dance and play around. 11:32PM - Danny starts trying to kiss the girls. He ends up vomiting everywhere and they take him back to the trailer. 1:55AM - Girls are still taking care of Danny who is vomiting while passing out. Derrick and Patrick are laughing at Dann

3. Living Art

Aired: 6/21/2004

Still in Puco, Patrick talks about how he knows how he really wants to marry his girlfriend - Courtney. He says he has made some mistakes in the past but willing to try harder to treat her the way she deserves to be treated. They receive their next clue that says ""What do you call a guy with no loegs and no arms that hangs on a wall?"". They think it might have something to do with rock climbing. Patrick and Derrick decide to wrestle out in the lawn. They wrestle several times and Patrick seems to beat Derrick all around. Derrick being so wound up picks up Kina and ends up falling on his back twisting a knee that has had past trouble. Derrick is in extreme pain as Kina places ice on his already swelling knee. He wonders how he will compete in the next days mission or any further mission. The following morning, they head out to their next city and mission. Derrick is resting with ice on his knee. They arrive and greeted by their mission mayors- Christobal and Carolina. They annou

4. Don't Have a Cow

Aired: 6/28/2004

We start off with the roadies in Santiago, they are out on the town when they receive their next clue. It tells them that they will be walking to their next mission so get a ""Moo"" on. Kina gets all happy cause she believes it's a mission that has something to do with cows. That night Derrick and Kina take a walk. Derrick really likes Kina and wants to take it to the next level but is still hesitant. Kina really loves Derrick alot but mainly in a flirtation way. The following day Kina tells Ibis that Derrick tried to kiss her again. Ibis tells her that she is afraid of intimacy but Kina just wants to go through this trip without a relationship. They arrive at their mission where they are greeted by Carolina & Cristobal. They tell the roadies that their next mission is ""Don't have a Cow"". They are told they will be eating all parts of a cow. They will have to pair up and feed their partner. They must finish their whole plate in 5 minutes, whatever is left over after the time is

5. Hold On!

Aired: 7/5/2004

We start off with the roadies talking about how dissapointed they are with Danny's performance in the previous mission. At the beach, Danny talks about how he has a poster of a Playgirl model on his wall. Derrick immediately says ""Earmuffs"" and places his hands over his ears. Derrick explains that he does this whenever Danny talks about his homosexuality that Derrick doesn't want to hear. Danny explains that he is insulted cause noone sees him do that when Derrick talks about his girls. They receive their next clue that says it will have something to do with a plane and pictures and they must go to the Aero Club de Santiago. On the way to the next mission, a sudden crash halts the RV. It seems that Derrick was driving and hit a tree that was hanging over the street. It ripped opened the top of the RV aswell as breaking the windshield. As the tree was hit it also ripped it out of the groung having it land on two other cars. One of the other drivers calls the police which arrive a

6. Blind Driving

Aired: 7/12/2004

We start off with the roadies driving from Santiago to Calamana. They see beautiful sites along the way. They find some girls in a car driving along side them that recognize the Road Rules logos and they play with eachother leading to Danny mooning them through the window. Danny feels that he is finally comfortable with his fellow roadies and he is happy to be on the trip. They receive their next clue saying to meet in the desert and wear long pants and sneakers. They all think that they have to run or something. They all know they must pass this mission or someone will be voted off. Danny is worried that he might be the one voted off and feels he needs to show all that he's got in the next mission. They arrive at their mission where Filepe and Ximera tell them that they will be ""Blind Driving"". In teams of two they will have to make 3 laps in a dune buggy as fast as they can. The catch is the passenger is blindfolded and will be controlling the gas and break while the driver c

7. Go Fetch

Aired: 7/19/2004

They wake up at a campsite they're staying at while the RV is being repaired. They go to the van to find out the door has been left opened and it is covered in flies. The flies are attacking all the food and mess they left in there. They all wish they could have the RV back. They know the new guy is coming and they all don't want him to come. They know they won't accept him as they accept Danny and they hate that the new guy will be immune from the first vote off if they lose another mission. They arrive to find Nick- a 22 year old male from Detroit Lakes, MN. They also see that he is standing next to their RV. They are happy to see their RV and alright with meeting Nick. They know they have to live with him so they all start to get to know him. He also brings the key that they didn't receive for their lost mission. They show them the RV and are happy to see that it looks better then ever. They start to question him about how he feels to come on the show and what he plans to c

8. Leap Of Faith

Aired: 7/26/2004

The Roadies go out to party and Kina and Jodi meet a British babe named Boris. Kina complains that Jodi originally said she wasn't interested in Boris and then a few minutes later Jodi was hugging up on him on the dance floor. Kina is not pleased. Ibis tells it like it is, ""When Jodi has drinks in her; she becomes a slut."" Later in the RV, Jodi tries to smooth things over, but Kina doesnt quite buy it. The Roadies will be divided into three teams for their next mission, titled ""Leap of Faith."" Each team will board a helicopter and be transported to somewhere in the lake where they will see three diamond targets. They must jump into one of the diamonds (the smallest is worth five points and the largest is worth one). Each team will jump twice. The first jump, one of the Roadies must jump blindfolded. His or her teammate must tell him when to jump. During the second jump, the roles will be reversed. At the end of the mission they must have accumulated a total of 40 points. Jodi makes th

9. Balance On Me

Aired: 8/2/2004

The Roadies are in the midst of drawing names from a hat to decide who will go home. Kina's name is pulled twice, so she will be headed home. Kina feels good about the decision and keeps a strong face in front of her roommates, but when she retreats to the X-RV by herself, she has a good cry. Poor Derrick wonders who his cuddle monkey is gonna be now that Kina's off the team. Meanwhile, Jodi feels guilty because she thinks she would have been voted off if they didn't pull names from a hat. The rest of the Roadies now worry about how their team chemistry will be affected. Jodi declares she will help fix the communication problem her teammates feel exists. Patrick isn't going to cut Jodi anymore slack. ""If we don't win this next mission, it's Jodi's ass,"" he warns. The Roadies pack up the X-RV and head for Argentina and await the arrival of their new teammate. Angela, a girly-girl who has a real job back home, arrives at the RV and hopes to meet some down-to earth chicks and a guy who do

10. Falling At Your Feet

Aired: 8/9/2004

Derrick is getting increasingly annoyed with Nick, apparently because of Nick's ""stupid comments."" No longer the newest person on the team, Nick still feels like an outsider. He feels ganged up on and is defensive and that has apparently made him persona non grata. When the gang goes that night, Nick is the designated driver for the second time in a row. Poor guy just can't catch a break. Desperately trying to gain acceptance in the group, Nick offers to drive to Buenos Aries. In the Falling at Your Feet mission, the Roadies learn they must once again pair off into three teams of two. Each team of two must stand on an eight foot pillar, which is attached to a truck by a chain. The pillar is pulled out from under their feet as the truck zooms by. When the pillar is yanked from under them, the two Roadies must land on their feet in the designated area. No other part of their body must touch the ground. Angela and Ibis go first and fail miserably. Nick and Patrick complete the jump succes

11. Blind Leading The Blind

Aired: 8/16/2004

New girl on the block, Angela, feels welcomed into the group and she is starting to have a good time, especially with Patrick. Before their next challenge, mission mayors introduce the Roadies to their new teammate, Jillian. This newbie says she is a tri-athlete and captain of lacrosse team. Patrick giggles nervously upon meeting her and narrates that Jillian is pretty much bangin' all over. Derrick warmly notes that Jillian is up for grabs. Former flavor-of-the month Angela is not happy that Jillian is younger than her little sister and a sexpot to boot. Jillian notes she is open for hooking up on the trip. Let the games begin! The Roadies learn that the next mission involves learning the Tango. After they take dancing lessons, they wonder watch the catch will be that will make this mission X-Treme. After the Tango lesson, Angela pouts to Patrick and Derrick about the fact that Jillian can't be her friend because she's so much younger. Patrick has no problem telling Angela that he doe

12. Measure Up

Aired: 8/23/2004

Angela, Derrick, Nick and Jodi talk about what happened the night before when Jillian and Patrick were rockin' the RV. Meanwhile, Jillian is aware that Angela doesn't like her. Angela continues her complain about Jillian at lunch with Nick. Going into the ""Measure Up"" mission, the Roadies hope to start a winning streak and not have to send anyone home the rest of the trip. The Roadies arrive at a hotel fitness center and it soon becomes apparent that Angela is not happy and would much rather be at home than competing in a mission. Her teammates begin to worry that she will intentionally do something to make them lose a mission just so she can go home. For the mission, the Roadies must collect sweat off of their bodies and put it into a container. To win the mission, they must collect a designated amount of sweat. Everyone except Angela tries to work up a sweat, but it soon becomes clear that the guys will be the ones who produce the most sweat, so the girls serve as the sweat collector

13. Face Off

Aired: 8/30/2004

The night before their next mission, Derrick gets a little tipsy. Angela senses that he's a lost soul who needs to be found. When the Roadies meet up with their mission mayors, they learn they will be competing in a ""face off"" with Road Rules 12 cast members. The two casts meet and greet and Angela blurts out that Jillian and Patrick have already had sex. Mary Beth thinks Patrick is hottie and Dave reveals that he and Cara from his show are dating and in love. The team with the most points at the end of the competition will win $12,000. The first challenge involves running and it appears that Derrick's drinking and smoking prevent him from doing well at that challenge. Road Rules South America pulls ahead and finishes first, which gives them 10 points. Angela opens up to Chris about Derrick's wild life and asks Chris, since he has been in a similar place, to try and talk to him about getting on the right track and stopping drugs. While they rest, Chris takes some time to talk to Derric

14. Face Off (2)

Aired: 9/6/2004

After their first day of Face Off missions, the Roadies get their drink on and Patrick decides to teach Mary Beth the Tango, while Jillian looks on disapprovingly. Claiming to not be that jealous, Jillian Tangos with Abe, while Patrick looks on disapprovingly. The next morning the Road Rulers learn they will be eating the Breakfast of Champions. Nope, not Wheaties; six raw eggs. They must drink this morning treat as fast as they can. Most of the Roadies do well, and nearly all of them end up puking after they chug the eggs. It's not a pretty site and it's probably not a good idea to go swimming in that lake after this mission is done. Little Miss Cara does surprisingly well, while Angela and Jillian struggle. South Pacific wins the mission. For the final aspect of the Face Off mission, the Roadies are taken to a boxing ring where they will fight each other until one is knocked down or decides to quit. Jillian narrates that she is looking forward to punching Mary Beth in the face, while

15. Stunt School

Aired: 9/13/2004

Angela is on the phone boo-hooing to her boyfriend, saying that she just wants to go home. Derrick does not appreciate her bad attitude and thinks she doesn't care about anyone but herself. While the other Roadies strive to get to know Angela and support her, they don't feel like they receive the same in return. This comment actually makes Angela think a little bit about how her actions are affecting her team. The Roadies arrive the next morning at Stunt School. For this mission, they will be doing different types of stunts that involve guns, a mini-catapult, glass and wire work. After they master the stunts, they will have to execute them in a choreographed scene, so acting is involved as well. Jodi giggles while she trains for her catapult stunt and her teammates worry that her acting skills are not up to snuff. Angela and Derrick work out some of their animosity while they train for their scene. It's clear that Angela is really into this mission, but Nick worries that her mood could

16. Gondola Rescue

Aired: 9/20/2004

As Jillian and Patrick brush each other's teeth, Jillian narrates that at first their relationship was purely sexual, but now that she has gotten to know him, she is falling in love with him. ""We have good sex, but it's mostly all psychical,"" Patrick contradicts. Derrick explains to Jillian that Patrick has a girl back home and it's very possible Jillian will end up getting her heartbroken. Jillian is aware of this, but gosh, golly, gee, Patrick is too irresistible. The Roadies' mission this time around is to perform a Gondola rescue high up in the air on a cold and rainy day. The challenge part of this mission is that one of their strongest team members will be rendered helpless. Patrick is chosen to be the ""victim"" and he, along with his teammates, worry that his talents are going to be wasted in this role. The Roadies take the Gondola up into the clouds and when it stops, Derrick is the first one to traverse the rope to the other Gondola. He comes very close to letting go because hi

17. Handsome Reward

Aired: 9/27/2004

The Roadies arrive at their final mission in Bariloche, Argentina and learn they must use two bridges to cross a gorge. Oh, did we mention they are ""trick"" bridges? Anything can happen at any time! And if anyone is foiled by the ""trick"" bridge and falls, the team will have a second chance to cross. Once they have completed each stage of the mission, they will have earned their last extreme key and will be given further instructions on where to go to collect their handsome reward. Could this be the first Road Rules team in history to be unsuccessful winning their handsome reward?! Patrick navigates the first bridge and does well until he steps on a board that breaks. A few more break and suddenly what seems like an easy task becomes hard. Jodi is the first girl to cross and she doesn't listen to Derrick when he tells her to wrap the rope around her hand so she doesn't fall. She either can't hear or doesn't listen and ends up falling right before she comes to the end of the bridge. This