Aired: 9/12/1989
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
Aired: 9/19/1989
Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
Aired: 9/26/1989
Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
Aired: 10/3/1989
Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
Aired: 10/10/1989
After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship
Aired: 10/24/1989
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
Aired: 10/31/1989
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
Aired: 11/7/1989
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
Aired: 11/21/1989
On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
Aired: 11/28/1989
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
Aired: 12/5/1989
When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
Aired: 12/12/1989
Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
Aired: 1/2/1990
Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
Aired: 1/9/1990
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
Aired: 1/23/1990
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
Aired: 1/30/1990
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
Aired: 2/6/1990
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
Aired: 2/13/1990
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
Aired: 2/20/1990
Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
Aired: 2/27/1990
Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
Aired: 3/20/1990
Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
Aired: 4/10/1990
On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
Aired: 5/1/1990
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
Aired: 5/8/1990
Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.
