Two and a Half Men - Season 8

First aired: 9/20/2010 16 episodes

Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.

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Episodes

1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Aired: 9/20/2010

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Aired: 9/27/2010

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Aired: 10/4/2010

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Aired: 10/11/2010

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Aired: 10/18/2010

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Aired: 10/25/2010

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Aired: 11/1/2010

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

8. Springtime on a Stick

Aired: 11/8/2010

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

9. A Good Time in Central Africa

Aired: 11/15/2010

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Aired: 11/22/2010

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

11. Dead from the Waist Down

Aired: 12/6/2010

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Aired: 12/13/2010

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Aired: 1/3/2011

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Aired: 1/17/2011

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Aired: 2/7/2011

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

16. That Darn Priest

Aired: 2/14/2011

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.