Two and a Half Men - Season 5

First aired: 9/24/2007 19 episodes

Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.

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Episodes

1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Aired: 9/24/2007

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

2. Media Room Slash Dungeon

Aired: 10/1/2007

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Aired: 10/8/2007

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

4. City of Great Racks

Aired: 10/15/2007

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Aired: 10/22/2007

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Aired: 10/29/2007

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

7. The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Aired: 11/5/2007

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Aired: 11/12/2007

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.