Two and a Half Men - Season 10

First aired: 9/27/2012 23 episodes

Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

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Episodes

1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Aired: 9/27/2012

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

2. A Big Bag of Dog

Aired: 10/4/2012

Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Aired: 10/11/2012

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

4. You Do Know What the Lollipop's For

Aired: 10/18/2012

Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Aired: 10/25/2012

Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

6. Ferrets, Attack!

Aired: 11/1/2012

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Aired: 11/8/2012

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

8. Something My Gynecologist Said

Aired: 11/15/2012

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

9. I Scream When I Pee

Aired: 11/29/2012

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

10. One Nut Johnson

Aired: 12/6/2012

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Aired: 12/13/2012

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

12. Welcome to Alancrest

Aired: 1/3/2013

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Aired: 1/10/2013

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Aired: 1/31/2013

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Aired: 2/7/2013

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Aired: 2/14/2013

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Aired: 2/21/2013

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

18. The 9:04 from Pemberton

Aired: 3/7/2013

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

19. Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

Aired: 3/14/2013

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

20. Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

Aired: 4/4/2013

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

21. Another Night with Neil Diamond

Aired: 4/25/2013

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

22. My Bodacious Vidalia

Aired: 5/2/2013

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Aired: 5/9/2013

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.