Aired: 1/15/1988
The Thorns throw a fundraising party, and kill their dog to stop it from barking at guests.
Aired: 1/22/1988
Misunderstandings arise when Sloan entertains a senator's aide in his hotel room while away on business in D.C.
Aired: 1/29/1988
Chad develops a crush on the girl next door.
Aired: 2/5/1988
Ginger goes to a funeral with Sloan, but Toinette tells people who call The Thorns' residence that Ginger went to a funeral for Sloan.
Aired: 2/12/1988
A woman who lives near the Thorns tells them that she's the maid for a reclusive widow, but she's really somebody else.
Aired: 3/4/1988
Ginger pushes her uncle to go out on a date with Mrs. Hamilton.
Aired: 3/11/1988
A rich classmate of Edmund's is ripping him off at school.
The Thorns go to psychotherapy to try to be more friendly people.