Aired: 9/22/1995
J.T. and Rich are excited about going on dates, but J.T. didn't expect Al to be invited.
Aired: 9/29/1995
With Frank and Carol out for dinner, Dana, Karen and Al are left to watch their new baby sister.
Aired: 10/13/1995
Cody, J.T. and Mark suspect their new neighbor is a jewel thief. Meanwhile, Dana moves out and loosens up a little too much.
Aired: 10/20/1995
While working on the Family Helpline, J.T. and Dana mishandle a call from a troubled teen.
Aired: 10/27/1995
J.T. hires an aspiring model to be the family's maid; and Carol gets overly involved in Karen's cheerleading tryouts.
Aired: 11/3/1995
Tired of the kids acting "either lazy, selfish or brain-dead," Frank and Carol order them to fend for themselves.
Aired: 11/10/1995
Al takes a job at a cookie store and has to work alongside the company mascot, Mr. Chips the chimpanzee.
Aired: 11/17/1995
Cody's a roadie---"the coolest job in the world"---for singer Christi Rose, who asks him to become her bodyguard.
Aired: 11/24/1995
Mark scores points for the guys on the "geek wall" at a dance; Dana attempts to stir interest in a feminist study group; Frank and Carol experience a day at a health spa.
Aired: 12/1/1995
J.T. and Al have dollar signs in their eyes when they take Lily to audition for a commercial.
Aired: 12/15/1995
Frank and Carol set up Al on a blind date with their friends' equally reticent son.
Aired: 1/5/1996
J.T. receives an offer he can't refuse: the chance to go out with a gangster's daughter.
Aired: 1/12/1996
To win Super Bowl tickets, Frank and J.T. dress up as cheerleaders and face off against a pair of women wrestlers named Assault and Battery.
Aired: 1/26/1996
When Frank's mother and Carol can't agree on child-rearing philosophies, Frank's caught in the middle of the power struggle.
Aired: 2/2/1996
Al feels compelled to check up on Matt when she learns he'll be on a ski trip with Stephanie "Love Boat" Leifer.
Aired: 2/9/1996
Carol gets really ticked when Frank buys her a fake designer watch for Valentine's Day.
Aired: 2/16/1996
A flirtatious girl disproves J.T.'s claim that a guy "would never trash a friendship over some stupid chick."
Aired: 2/23/1996
Dana brings her boyfriend Fleming home, and he promptly psychoanalyzes Frank.
Aired: 3/8/1996
J.T. decides to rely on brain power to boost his grades rather than use a cheat sheet procured by his friend Rich.
Aired: 3/15/1996
Dana, Karen and Al meet a prince and his two assistants on a ski weekend, but the girls don't know which is the real royal.
Aired: 4/26/1996
Dana, J.T. and Rich take career-placement tests; Frank deals with an overly eager employee.
Aired: 5/3/1996
Frank's mom treats everyone to a trip to Disney World, but there's some unexpected baggage---Rich and Flash.
Aired: 5/10/1996
During a trip to Disney World, Flash tries to break a record for visiting every attraction.
Aired: 5/17/1996
When the local bar goes belly-up, Frank buys everything so he can turn his basement into a lounge for his guy friends.