Aired: 9/20/1991
A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.
Aired: 9/27/1991
Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.
Aired: 10/4/1991
Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.
Aired: 10/11/1991
The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.
Aired: 10/18/1991
Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.
Aired: 10/25/1991
Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.
Aired: 11/1/1991
Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.
Aired: 11/8/1991
Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.
Aired: 11/15/1991
Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.
Aired: 11/22/1991
An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.
Aired: 11/29/1991
While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.
Aired: 12/6/1991
J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.
Aired: 12/13/1991
Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.
Aired: 1/3/1992
Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.
Aired: 1/17/1992
Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.
Aired: 2/7/1992
Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.
Aired: 2/14/1992
J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.
Aired: 2/21/1992
Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.
Aired: 2/28/1992
A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.
Aired: 3/6/1992
Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.
Aired: 3/27/1992
Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.
Aired: 4/24/1992
Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.
