Aired: 4/15/1982
Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
Aired: 4/22/1982
Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
Aired: 4/29/1982
Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
Aired: 5/6/1982
Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
Aired: 5/13/1982
Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
Aired: 5/20/1982
Mrs. Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a "get rid of filth" ticket.
Aired: 8/24/1982
Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.