Aired: 9/4/1980
Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.
Aired: 9/11/1980
Mrs. Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge - almost literally - when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.
Aired: 9/18/1980
Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.
Aired: 9/25/1980
Under protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.
Aired: 10/9/1980
Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.
Aired: 10/16/1980
Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.