Season 1
Aired: 1/28/1999
Host Tom Green buys condoms with ease, brings loose women home to meet the folks and visits with a cow.
Aired: 2/4/1999
Tom challenges MTV's moral standards executive, invades an art gallery and tries to revive some sick pets.
Aired: 2/11/1999
Tom sees co-host Glenn Humplik's skin, examines the contents of a briefcase and goes on a date.
Aired: 2/18/1999
Tom tries to break a world record, becomes a magazine "coverboy," and solicits some tips from an actor.
Aired: 2/25/1999
Guest Tom Wopat; mall security; Tom interrupts a soccer game; dead pigeon.
Aired: 3/4/1999
On the MTV cruise to Cancun.
Aired: 4/22/1999
Tom falls in love; interview with a stinky microphone; grocery shopping with a cow; Glenn via satellite.
Aired: 4/29/1999
Glenn gets the red-carpet treatment; Tom makes an adult movie; Tom gets drunk; Glenn via satellite.
Aired: 5/6/1999
Tom's parents threaten to sue after he gives them two statues; Tom swims in porridge; guest Janeane Garofalo.
Aired: 6/8/1999