The Dating Guy - Season 1

First aired: 9/17/2009 13 episodes

Episodes

1. Bonnie & Mark

Aired: 9/17/2009

Mark hits it off with Bonnie just before she robs a bank, making him her accomplice. Sam meets the mysterious street illusionist Archangel who briefly impresses her with his mystical abilities.

2. Beaver Fever

Aired: 9/24/2009

Mark’s new girlfriend Brie invites the gang to her parent’s cottage for the weekend. Mark is hunted by Brie’s father while V.J. and Woody attempt to get lucky with the ladies at an all-female retreat across the lake.

3. Boner Doner

Aired: 10/1/2009

Mark is promised the best sex of his life in exchange for a kidney to save his date’s dying brother. He and the boys travel to the Philippines in search of a replacement organ. Sam impersonates a doctor when attracted to a physician at the hospital.

4. A Taste of Wang

Aired: 10/8/2009

V.J. falls for Lily and becomes involved in illegal fish fighting to win her from her gangster boyfriend. To impress Jeanie, Mark lies about knowing a famous singer. Now he must convince Sam, a dead-ringer for the celebrity, to impersonate the badmouthed rocker.

5. Statute of Limitations

Aired: 10/15/2009

Mark is emasculated when artist Frieda sculpts him with a reduced manhood. Woody gets a tattoo on his face to impress a woman. Sam dates a painter with no arms, but ends up not feeling sorry for him at all.

6. Yummy Dummy

Aired: 10/22/2009

Mark hooks up with ventriloquist Shari, but takes a liking to her dummy Mallory. Out of revenge for allory’s wisecracks, Sam steals Mallory with intent to dispose of her. Woody’s undisputed prowess with the ladies is threatened by a videogame vixen.

7. Really Bad Lieutenant

Aired: 10/29/2009

A drunken Woody and V.J. are abandoned at a reenactment pioneer village but think they have traveled back in time. Mark and Sam date police officers Valerie and Vince, a crime fighting duo with reality issues.

8. Captain Petard

Aired: 11/5/2009

Mark meets gold-digging Diana who mistakes him for a rich yachtsman and steals a boat to impress her. Woody starts a Monday-Night pillow fighting league at Hotel Ego.

9. There’s Something About Amelia

Aired: 11/12/2009

Mark dates Amelia, a were-wolf who just wants to be accepted.Sam tries dating a single Dad, who’s child is the a devil.

10. Cherry Sundae

Aired: 11/19/2009

When porn-star Cherry Sundae comes to town and takes a liking to Mark he thinks he’s in for the ride of his life. At a porn industry convention, V.J.’s manhood is ‘discovered’ and becomes the model for sex-toys.

11. Woodyplicity

Aired: 12/3/2009

V.J. totals Mark’s car so they enter a competition to win a new one. Woody pretends he has a twin brother in order to date twin sisters! Sam runs interference in Woody’s scheme.

12. Wind Tunnel

Aired: 12/10/2009

After spending the night with Mark, local weathergirl Connie goes to work commando, accidentally flashes the world and loses her job. Mark, feeling responsible, takes action to get her job back, but is forced to accept the position himself. V.J. turns a golf-putting device into the next great sex toy.

13. Deranged Marriage

Aired: 12/17/2009

V.J.’s family in India sends him a bride whose small-village ways wreak havoc on his lifestyle. Unready to take the plunge into marriage V.J. plots to send her home with honor. Anderson asks Sam to marry her so he doesn’t get deported.