Cartoon Planet - Season 1

First aired: 9/10/1997 22 episodes

Episodes

1. Planet of Doom

Aired: 9/10/1997

Opening: Sleepy Ghost Skit 1: Nothing Skit 2: Bad News, Good News Skit 3: Zorak's Horrorscopes: Aquarius Skit 4: Bad Bug Skit 5: Brak's School Daze: Attendance Prank Skit 6: Poet's Corner Theme Skit 7: Poet's Corner:Longfellow (There Was a Little Girl Who Had A Little Curl) Skit 8: Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Camel Crickets Skit 9: Brak's Comedy Gold # 1 Skit 10: Mail Bag Day Theme: Opening Skit 11: Mail Bag Day Bottoms Up Skit 12: Baloney Sandwich Skit 13: "Darling", as rendered by Zorak Skit 14: The Cartoon Planet Storybook: Albert the Clown Skit 15: Zorak's Helpful Hints Theme Skit 16: Zorak's Helpful Hints: Broccoli Skit 17: Stain Skit 18: Mail Bag Day Theme Skit 19: Mail Bag Day: Thornton P. Updyke Skit 20: 20 Questions Skit 21: Channel Zero Closing Theme

2. Monkey Trouble

Aired: 9/17/1997

Cold Open: Alien Opening: Shields & Yarnell Ghost Skit 1: Apocalypse, Whenever Skit 2: Brak's School Daze: Bike Skit 3: Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Camomile Tea Skit 4: Don't Touch Me Skit 5: Mail Bag Day: Letter for Brak Skit 6: Something 2 Think About: Best Foot Skit 7: Bay Gulls Skit 8: I Love Almost Everybody Skit 9: Coffee Skit 10: The Cartoon Planet Storybook: Bunny Monster/My Dad Skit 11: Zorak's Helpful Hints: Bullies Skit 12: Moron Jokes Skit 13: Clean This Up Skit 14: Poet's Corner Theme Skit 15: New Shoes skit 16: Today is cheese Day Skit 17: Dance of the Living Ghost Closing Theme

3. Love That Brak!

Aired: 9/24/1997

Saturday Morning Theme: The Cartoon Planet Story Skit 1: Babies Skit 2: Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Demolished Skit 3: Crazy Lovesick Fool Skit 4: Zorak's Horrorscopes: Cancer Skit 5: Learnin' to Talk Italian, Lesson One (In the Restaurant) Skit 6: Brak's School Daze: Cheese Bust Skit 7: Did You Know? Skit 8: Where Am I? Skit 9: Highway 40 Revisited Skit 10: Mail Bag Day: The Mad Cow Skit 11: The Cartoon Planet Storybook: Close, But No Cigar Skit 12: Rock My Baby Skit 13: Zorak the Love Bug: Onion Burgers Skit 14: Brak's Comedy Gold #3 Skit 15: An Ordinary Day on Cartoon Planet Skit 16: Mail Bag Day: Yoko Kimono Skit 17: Poet's Corner Theme Skit 18: Poet's Corner: Life (Chubby Chubby Choo-Choo) Closing Theme

4. My Space Ghost the Car

Aired: 10/1/1997

Cold Open: Ed McMantis Opening: Living Ghost Skit 1: Complete Control Skit 2: Cooking With Brak 3 (Tortel-weenies) Skit 3: What Day is It? Skit 4: Brak's School Daze: Edward Skit 5: Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Devoured Skit 6: Mailbag Editorial Skit 7: Poet's Corner Theme Skit 8: Poet's Corner: Stone Walls (To Althea, From Prison) Skit 9: I Love You Baby Skit 10: Cartoon Planet Storybook: Easy Rider Skit 11: Messages from Outer Space: Barnacle Boy Skit 12: Zorak's Helpful Hints Theme Skit 13: Zorak's Helpful Hints: Chuckie Skit 14: Geography: Iowa Skit 15: Mail Bag Day: Mad Dude Skit 16: Something that Rhymes With Bones Skit 17: Talkin' in My Sleep (Innermost Fears and Weaknesses) Closing Theme

5. The Mantis From Atlantis

Aired: 10/8/1997

Skits: Cold Open: 50 Winks Opening: Living Ghost Brak's Comedy Gold #4 Crazy Eights Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Falling Star I Love Beans Zorak's Hororscopes: Gemini Mail Bag Day Theme Mail Bag Day: Chicken or Egg Page 2 (The Rest of The Story): Attilla Brak's School Daze: Toothbrush Poet's Corner Theme Zorak's Beatnik Raps: Sitnam (They'll Never Take Me Alive) Fight the Power Bands Mail Bag Day Theme: Opening Mail Bag Day: Garyman Cartoon Planet Storybook: Hey Goat! Little People Zorak's Blues Zorak's Helpful Hints Theme Zorak's Helpful Hints: Dentist Mail Bag Day: Can't Read This "Darling", Closing Theme

6. The Dangerous Danger

Aired: 10/15/1997

Skits: The Cartoon Planet Story Doug (Brak is Sick) Mail Bag Day: Blast Down to the River Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Taking Candy from a Baby Brak's School Daze: Homecoming Vacation Spots of the Universe: The Flying Island Brak Dreams of Earth: Policeman Front Door/Backside Poet's Corner Theme Poet's Corner: Tennis Anyone (Break, Break, Break) Mashed Potatoes Count Floyd: Voodoo Doll/Tropical Vacation Cartoon Planet Storybook: Lead Bunny Scat Sandwich (Version 1 - without lighting effects) Hero in His Own Mind 1 Boom, There You Go! Geography: Ohio Closing Theme

7. The Night the Lights Went Out on Cartoon Planet

Aired: 10/22/1997

When the lights go out on the set, Space Ghost goes into panic mode. Skits Include: Cold Open: Flagpole Opening: Living Ghost Brak's Tales of Suspense: Crazy John Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Fru Fru Oh Fun Key Bay Bee Zorak's Horrorscopes: Libra Francine Brak's School Daze: Magic Marker The Word For Today is Funky Zorak's Helpful Hints Theme Zorak's Helpful Hints: Zorak's Day Off It's Not Easy Being Evil Poet's Corner Theme Poet's Corner: Sidekicks "Darling", as rendered by Space Ghost Ordinary Guy Cartoon Planet Storybook: Little Helping Hands Mail Bag Day Theme Mail Bag Day General Manager Brak Can't Stop Laughing Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers Hee Haw Closing Theme

8. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad

Aired: 10/29/1997

Space Ghost and gang spoof the 1963 movie It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World. Skits include: Cold Open: Funny Looking Opening: Living Ghost Hoagy Learnin' to Talk Italian: Lesson Two (Polite Disagreement) Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Gandorf Brak's Hawaiian Vacation Brak's School Daze: Mascot Zorak's Helpful Hints Theme Zorak's Helpful Hints: Temporary Insanity Mail Bag Day: King Brak Don't Send in The Clowns Cartoon Planet Storybook: My Brother Matt Zorak's Horrorscopes: Virgo Smells like Cartoon Planet Mail Bag Day: Doo Dah Messages from Outer Space: Gar Jr. Big Phat Ride Closing Theme

9. The Big Mouths

Aired: 11/5/1997

Space Ghost hosts with skits including: Cold Open: Hole in the Floor Opening: Living Ghost Funseekers Metalhead Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Galoshes Brak's School Daze: Mask Fat Head Day I Know This Guy Zorak's Horrorscopes: Sagittarius Poet's Corner Theme Poet's Corner: Omelette Pokin' Around Blinking To Market Count Floyd: The Oozing Killer Slime Monster in 3-D Zingor! Mail Bag Day Theme Fridge Magnet Zorak Auditions Zit Closing Theme

10. Tom Foolery

Aired: 11/12/1997

Zorak, Brak, and Moltar decide to play a series of pranks on Space Ghost. Skit include: Cold Open: How Ya Doin'? Opening: Living Ghost Water Geography: Leema Mail Bag Day: Hinder Zorak's Horrorscopes: Scorpio I'm a Sock that's Dirty Sunday Drive Moo Kaluka Mail Bag Day: Mrs. Brak Zorak's Beatnik Raps: Put the Cow Out The Cartoon Planet Storybook: Skinny Fell in a Hole Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Good Book The Word For Today is Schmoozin' Zorak's Helpful Hints Theme Zorak's Helpful Hints: Lance Everyone Needs Lovin' Talkin' in My Sleep (Naked) Fluffy Great Grape Ghost Closing Theme

11. Goin' Ape

Aired: 11/19/1997

Space Ghost is the host with skits including: The Cartoon Planet Story Life is Good Cooking With Brak 2 (Canceled) Ramblin' and Wanderin' Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: House Pets Mail Bag Day Theme Mail Bag Day: Wonder Woman Brak's School Daze: Never Trust a Monkey Pineapple Mail Bag Day Theme Mail Bag Day: Chris Funk Mashed Potatoes Poet's Corner Theme Poet's Corner: Yeats (The Lover Tells of the Perfect Beauty) The Cartoon Planet Storybook: Skunky the Fur Trapper Who's on First? Yes Means No Brak Dreams of Earth: Sheila Darnworth Zorak's Helpful Hints Theme Zorak's Helpful Hints: Nice Hoodleehoo Talkin' in My Sleep (Test) Mr. Blinky 2 It Stunk Closing Theme

12. Forbidden Socks

Aired: 11/26/1997

Space Ghost hosts with the following skits: Opening: Living Ghost Top Five Cartoons: "NASA" Countdown (first segment only) Cold Open: Mr. Smiley Face Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Little Red Riding Hood Learnin' to Talk Italian, Lesson Three (Dinner Conversation) Stain Nightmare Brak's School Daze: The Future Mail Bag Day: Venezuela Geography: Pencil-vania Poet's Corner Theme Poet's Corner: Nevermore Mail Bag Day: Mandy Wake Up!/Not the Wake Up Song! Messages from Outer Space: Krell The Cartoon Planet Storybook: The Squishey Monster De Der Down Video - Interactive Matthew Pants! Closing Theme

13. The Empire Strikes Brak

Aired: 12/3/1997

Space Ghost and gang spoof the hit movie The Empire Strikes Back. Skits include: Cold Open: Pizza Opening: Living Ghost Brak's Comedy Gold #2 Nasty No Pants! Zorak the Love Bug: Love Names Page 2 (The Rest of The Story): Cherry Tree Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Ol' Runnin' Zorak The Cartoon Planet Storybook: Taking Candy Cranberry Blues Mail Bag Day Theme Mail Bag Day: Ruler of Earth Zorak's Horrorscopes: Aries Count Floyd: The Revenge of the Ghost Chicken Zorak's Helpful Hints Theme Zorak's Helpful Hints: Making Friends Scat Sandwich (Version 2 - with lighting effects) Mail Bag Day Theme Mail Bag Day: Meeting The TV Today is Noodle Day Closing Theme

14. Momma!

Aired: 12/10/1997

Space Ghost hosts with the following skits: Cold Open: Raise Opening: Living Ghost No Script I Love Beans Something 2 Think About: Change Brak's School Daze: Twister Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Owa Tapi Gyam Space Ghost Bo Bost Why Do Fools? On Friendship I Love You Baby Mail Mag Day: Cottage Cheese Poet's Corner Theme Poet's Corner: Corned Beef Zorak's Helpful Hints Theme Zorak's Helpful Hints: My Dog Ate My Homework Mr. Blinky Poem #1 I Don't Wanna Work Mistakes Zorak's Blues Mail Bag Day: Crazy Home Talkin' in My Sleep (Tolarkian) New Powerbands Lima Beans Closing Theme

15. Space Ghost Dearest

Aired: 12/17/1997

Space Ghost hosts with the follwing skits included: Cold Open: Rehearse Opening: Living Ghost Thinkers Zorak's Horrorscopes: Leo Crazy Lovesick Fool Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Plankton Brak's School Daze: Yearbook Vacation Spots of The Universe: Mr. Beak's Thrill Park The Word For Today is Skallywag The Song That Never Ends Poet's Corner Theme Zorak's Beatnik Raps: Marconi Cartoon Planet Storybook: Texas Bob Hero in His Own Mind 2 (Elvis) Mail Bag Day: Tom and Vinny Don't Touch Me I'm A Freak Six Little Ducks #1 Mail Bag Day: Cake Mixer Everybody Wants 2 B Space Ghost Penguin Joke Blinking Contest Bikini Closing Theme

16. A Life in the Day

Aired: 12/24/1997

Space Ghost is the host and the skits include: The Cartoon Planet Story Brak's Tales of Suspense: Milk Nuts Zorak's Horrorscopes: Capricorn What Day is It? Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Rodeo Clown Why? Today is Beans & Franks Day Mail Bag Day: Upstairs I Love Almost Everybody The Cartoon Planet Storybook: Texas Bob's Vacation Babes G'day, Mate Big Head Messages from Outer Space: Perk Fight the Power Bands Poet's Corner Theme Do Jobbie What are Little Girls Made Of? Fanny Fisher Closing Theme

17. Where's the Beach

Aired: 12/31/1997

Space Ghost is the host with the following skits: Cold Open: Space Ghost is Sad Opening: Living Ghost Brak's Comedy Gold #6 Silent Treatment Bad Bug Brak's School Daze: Mayonnaise Mail Bag Day: Zorak the Love Bug: Bearded Lady Zorak's Horrorscopes: Pisces Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Santa Claus Brak's Dreams of Earth: Lost Dog Down to the River Mail Bag Day: Blue Tail The Cartoon Planet Storybook: Timmy Doesn't Have a Nose Geography: Pet Peeve Today is Onions Day Blah Blah Blah! Poet's Corner Theme Shakespeare (Measure for Measure, Act IV, Scene I) Highway 40 Revisited Zorak Mind Reader Six Little Ducks #2 Minky Boodle Closing Theme

18. Deadly Blasts of Hot Air

Aired: 1/7/1998

Space Ghost is the host and the following skits are included: Cold Open: The Camera Loves Me Opening: Living Ghost Brak's School Daze: Gym Class Human Resources Water Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Shoe Mail Bag Day: Zorak Doggie Learnin' to Talk Italian: Lesson Four (Useful Terms) Ranch Dip Poet's Corner Theme Poet's Corner: Aunt Martha Baloney Sandwich The Cartoon Planet Storybook: What Goes Around, Comes Around Where is my Sandwich? Imaginary Count Floyd: Count Floyd's First Movie I'm a Cucumber Mantisland Oh Fun Key Bay Bee Mail Bag Day: Mantis Bottle Mr. Blinky #1 (Trolley Bells) Muh Nuh Muh Nuh Closing Theme

19. Toot! Toot!

Aired: 1/14/1998

Space Ghost hosts with the following skits: Cold Open: Tip Opening: Living Ghost Cooking With Brak 1 (Pu Pu Pu) D'ya Know What I Was Just Thinking? Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Snack Ramblin' and Wanderin' Mail Bag Day Theme: Opening Mail Bag Day: Venus Page 2 (The Rest of The Story): Morty Khan Poet's Corner Theme Poet's Corner: Tangerine Who? Don't Send in The Clowns Mail Bag Day Theme: Opening Mail Bag Day: We Love You, Man Chuckie Monkey in Fairyland The Word For Today is Gracias Metalhead The Cartoon Planet Storybook: What Does My Second Cousin Do? Zorak's Helpful Hints Theme Zorak's Helpful Hints: Underwear Learn to be Evil Closing Theme

20. Attack of the Cute Little Puppies

Aired: 1/21/1998

Space Ghost is the host and skits include: Cold Open: Tortellini Opening: Living Ghost Brak's Comedy Gold #5 Stuffed Pork Chops Zorak's Nuggets of Joy: Spankin' Spoon Front Door/Backside Zorak's Horrorscopes: Taurus Mr. Fanmail I'm a Little Teapot The Word For Today is Cooperation Bad Mood Zorak's Helpful Hints Theme Zorak's Helpful Hints: Homework Brak's Hawaiian Vacation Get Lost The Cartoon Planet Storybook: My Teddy Bear is Missing Messages From Outer Space: Shiny Boy Cranberry Blues Poet's Corner Theme Mr. Blinky Poem #2 Geography: Iowa Burp Closing Theme

21. Those Miserables

Aired: 1/28/1998

Space Ghost hosts with the following skits: The Cartoon Planet Story Hoodleehoo Ordinary Guy Don't Touch Me Ramblin' and Wanderin' Highway 40 Revisited What Day is It? Metalhead Baloney Sandwich Down to the River Water I Love Almost Everybody Crazy Lovesick Fool I Love You Baby Stain I Love Beans Mashed Potatoes Closing Theme

22. Ratingspalooza

Aired: 2/4/1998

Space Ghost hosts this episode with the following skits: A Message From The Cartoon Planet Producers Opening: Sleepy Ghost Nothing Ratings #1 (One Line, Two Lines, Red Lines, Blue Lines) Ratings #2 (Backwards Chart) Puppy / Furniture Ratings #3 (Old Yeller) Ratings #4 (Don't Joke About Ratings) Ratings #5 (One to Ten) Ratings #6 (It Can Count!) Stupid Stuff Ratings #7 (Hard Sell) Ratings #9 (Noisy Brak) Ratings #10 (Monkeys) The Goat-Footed Balloon Man Ratings #11 (Research) Ratings #12 (Ultra-7) Wussy Closing Theme