Aired: 7/4/2013
Because nothing says "Happy 200th, America" like crappy "collectibles", Up With People and bizarre Government films.
Aired: 7/18/2013
Featuring such great (non-)hits from the likes of Hairy Nielsen, BAAB, William Turkey and many, many more! Order today!!!
Aired: 8/1/2013
What do you mean Ben is fashion-challenged?
Aired: 8/15/2013
Seeing as the Archive somehow managed to hit the 30 episode mark, it seemed like a good time to throw a nice, little (tax-deductible) party. Plus, Ben sings a viewer poll-selected song (a move that was instantly regretted by all who voted).
Aired: 8/29/2013
Covert broadcasts...and how to decode them (your results may vary).
Aired: 9/12/2013
Or, as Ben likes to call it, the Max Headroom Incident's annoying, less creative little brother.
Aired: 9/20/2013
And Ben thought it would just be another cool toy for his collection. How naive...
Aired: 9/26/2013
Learn to gamble--Archive style! God help us...
Aired: 10/14/2013
Come visit the Archive Children's Disco before it's condemned!
Aired: 10/24/2013
Forced to discuss his fourth knockoff Disco record in a row, Ben has a slight meltdown.
Aired: 11/7/2013
VHS vs. Beta? How 1977...
Aired: 11/21/2013
Ben's still having nightmares about being forced to play charades with Rich Little.
Aired: 12/5/2013
An interesting, but (unsurprisingly) failed, early attempt at multimedia interactivity.
Aired: 12/19/2013
Five forgotten holiday albums that will...more than likely remain forgotten.
Aired: 1/2/2014
Have you ever wanted to make "melons" in real estate? If so, you've come to the right place!
Aired: 1/16/2014
...because salesmen need the comfort of knowing that their product is truly the answer to all problems (consumerist OR existential).
Aired: 1/23/2014
Don't screw with Jam Handy!
Aired: 2/6/2014
The Archive is currently experiencing technical difficulties...LOTS of them...and Ben refuses to take responsibility. So there.
Aired: 2/20/2014
If V.D. really is for everybody, why don't I have it?
Aired: 3/6/2014
...because only Ben would be stupid enough to devote an entire regular Archive episode to between-show filler.
Aired: 3/20/2014
Alternate Title: Why Ben should never make a full "behind-the-scenes" episode. Alternate Title #2: Ben stammers for 38 minutes. Alternate Title #3: Why Ben will never get a date.
Aired: 4/3/2014
The Archive gathers together all your favorite '70's hits--then realizes that the major labels, the RIAA, etc. would have our nuts in a sling over it. More ripoff records it is then! All 70's edition!
Aired: 4/17/2014
Wait, there's a logic to all this?
Aired: 5/1/2014
It's time for a few changes in Archiveland.
Aired: 5/8/2014
***THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A ***SEVERE FALSE NOSTALGIA WARNING*** FOR YOUR AREA UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE***
Aired: 5/29/2014
Alternate Title: How to Survive an Unprovoked Attack From Your Electric Mixer.