Aired: 11/2/2003
When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
Aired: 11/9/2003
Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.
Aired: 11/16/2003
The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.
Aired: 11/23/2003
Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.
Aired: 11/30/2003
A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.
Aired: 12/7/2003
The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.
Aired: 12/14/2003
Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.
Aired: 1/4/2004
Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.
Aired: 1/25/2004
Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.
Aired: 2/8/2004
A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.
Aired: 2/15/2004
Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.
Aired: 2/22/2004
The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.
Aired: 3/7/2004
Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.
Aired: 3/14/2004
Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.
Aired: 3/21/2004
During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.
Aired: 3/28/2004
Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.
Aired: 4/18/2004
Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.
Aired: 4/25/2004
Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.
Aired: 5/2/2004
Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.
Aired: 5/9/2004
Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
Aired: 5/16/2004
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
Aired: 5/23/2004
Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.
