Aired: 11/3/2002
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
Aired: 11/10/2002
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
Aired: 11/17/2002
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
Aired: 11/24/2002
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
Aired: 12/1/2002
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
Aired: 12/8/2002
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
Aired: 12/15/2002
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
Aired: 1/5/2003
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
Aired: 1/12/2003
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
Aired: 2/2/2003
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
Aired: 2/9/2003
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
Aired: 2/16/2003
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
Aired: 3/2/2003
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
Aired: 3/9/2003
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
Aired: 3/16/2003
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
Aired: 3/30/2003
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
Aired: 4/13/2003
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
Aired: 4/27/2003
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
Aired: 5/4/2003
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
Aired: 5/11/2003
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
Aired: 5/18/2003
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
