Aired: 1/12/1997
Middle-class Texan Hank Hill blows his top when an overzealous social worker accuses him of child abuse after rumors about his son's black eye get out of hand.
Aired: 1/19/1997
Hank is annoyed when Bobby asks to take a sex-education class--especially when he discovers that Peggy's the teacher.
Aired: 2/2/1997
A camping trip with Bobby's scout troop leaves Hank griping after the boy clubs an endangered bird during a faux hunt. Meanwhile, Peggy embarks on a mysterious quest.
Aired: 2/9/1997
Hank's determination to find a role model for Bobby leads to an unexpected encounter with Hank's own hero.
Aired: 2/16/1997
When Luanne breaks up with Buckley, Hank takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces of his niece's broken heart, only to be left fuming when she makes a play for Boomhauer.
Aired: 2/23/1997
A concerned Peggy inadvertently spreads the word about Hank's bout with constipation, leaving her husband flushed with embarrassment.
Aired: 3/2/1997
The Hills' new Laotian neighbors cause Peggy and Hank confusion and consternation after a culture clash leads to suspicion over a missing dog.
Aired: 3/23/1997
Hank's caught in the middle when his overbearing father pays a visit--and incurs the wrath of a patience-exhausted Peggy.
Aired: 4/13/1997
Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.
Aired: 4/27/1997
Hank and Peggy's love of cigarettes is rekindled after Hank catches Bobby smoking, but Luanne is determined to nip their habit in the butt.
Aired: 5/4/1997
Hank's burning mad when he discovers fire ants on his lawn on the eve of the neighborhood block party.
Aired: 5/11/1997
Luanne and Bobby each face a crisis: she's fearful of failing her beauty exam, while he frets over his first boy-girl party.
