Rock, Paper, and Scissors have a great time birdwatching until they return home to find the birds have started watching them.
The trio discovers they're trapped in a nightmare and must wake up before one of them wets the bed.
Paper is frustrated when Scissors gets a car registered as an emotional support convertible and brings it with him everywhere.
The trio's baseball lands in an air force base, and they must enlist to get it back.
Paper and Scissors struggle to make Rock's outlandish half-birthday wish that he can fly come true.
Scissors stays home when Rock and Paper go cherry picking, but when they grow much closer to one another, he feels left out.
Rock, Paper, and Scissors find a magic lamp and wish for a flying turtle.
Paper and Pencil create a cloning device, which creates a clone of Rock, who creates more and more clones of Rock.
Rock, Paper, and Scissors make a prank call about a salmon delivery and get swept into a top secret spy mission.
Paper must solve an algebra problem to stop a hijacked train, but stubbornly refuses to learn.
When Scissors makes "being hardcore" a mandatory apartment rule, Paper goes to absurd lengths to prove himself.
When Scissors' therapist leaves town, he's horrified to discover his new therapist is Logan, his bully.
Rock, Paper, and Scissors jump at the chance to go on a wacky adventure with Henry Winkler, only to discover the beloved celebrity is secretly a criminal mastermind.
Paper's romantic dinner plans with Pencil spiral out of control after the whole town is convinced he's dating Potato.
Rock tries to hide Potato's latest achievement from Paper, knowing he's incapable of keeping a secret.
When Sandpaper confiscates their video games, Rock, Paper, and Scissors are forced to survive her insanely dangerous jungle workout program to get it back.
Paper travels back to the Paleolithic Era to save his reputation as a researcher, only to make things much, much worse.
Lou turns his cat, Meatball, into a vampire to try and keep him alive forever.
While Paper and Scissors throw an apology party for everyone they've wronged, Rock accidentally shrinks himself and Franz Roll, and the two struggle to survive the chaos.
Scissors falls for a beautiful mermaid he met on a dating app, but his desperate need to prove she's real threatens to destroy their relationship.