Aired: 3/2/2020
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
Aired: 3/9/2020
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Aired: 3/16/2020
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Aired: 3/30/2020
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Aired: 4/6/2020
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
Aired: 4/27/2020
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Aired: 4/13/2020
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
Aired: 4/20/2020
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
Aired: 5/4/2020
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Aired: 5/11/2020
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Aired: 5/18/2020
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Aired: 5/25/2020
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Aired: 6/1/2020
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Aired: 6/22/2020
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Aired: 6/8/2020
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Aired: 6/15/2020
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Aired: 6/29/2020
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
Aired: 7/6/2020
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Aired: 7/13/2020
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
Aired: 7/27/2020
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Aired: 8/3/2020
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
Aired: 8/10/2020
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Aired: 8/17/2020
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Aired: 8/24/2020
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
