Aired: 9/9/2019
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Aired: 10/14/2019
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
Aired: 10/21/2019
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Aired: 10/28/2019
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Aired: 11/4/2019
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Aired: 11/11/2019
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Aired: 11/18/2019
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
Aired: 11/25/2019
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Aired: 12/2/2019
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Aired: 12/9/2019
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Aired: 12/16/2019
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
Aired: 12/23/2019
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
Aired: 12/30/2019
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
Aired: 1/6/2020
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Aired: 1/13/2020
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Aired: 1/20/2020
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Aired: 1/27/2020
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Aired: 2/3/2020
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Aired: 2/10/2020
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Aired: 2/17/2020
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Aired: 2/24/2020
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
