H - Season 3

First aired: 12/9/2000 20 episodes

Fresh shenanigans beset the hospital as the motley crew barely manages to balance personal drama with professional duty.

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Episodes

1. The Babysitter

Aired: 12/9/2000

To watch a football match, Sabri and Jamel accept a babysitting gig — and wind up losing the baby. Aymé tries to seduce a nurse through hypnosis.

2. A Question of Paternity

Aired: 12/16/2000

Charlotte's arrival infuriates Clara and delights Aymé, who doesn't know she's Strauss' daughter. Jamel attends an AA meeting to flirt with Marianne.

3. Keeping it in the Family

Aired: 12/23/2000

Aymé is outraged when Sabri starts dating his mother. Jamel helps kidnap Strauss' beloved cow to save it from the slaughterhouse.

4. The Ski Trip

Aired: 1/6/2001

When a famous TV host is hospitalized, Charlotte takes Clara, Aymé and Jamel skiing at his châlet. Strauss and Sabri try to promote their new invention.

5. The Noose

Aired: 1/13/2001

Jamel tries to make Charlotte jealous with other dates and dramatic gestures, but it doesn't go as planned. Aymé helps Strauss settle a shady debt.

6. Life Insurance

Aired: 1/20/2001

Believing it to be the ghost of François Mitterrand, Sabri follows orders from a mysterious voice in the pipes. Strauss fakes his death to escape debt.

7. The Wheelchair

Aired: 1/27/2001

Aymé pretends he's paraplegic to win the affection of a pretty support group volunteer. Jamel wages war against a vending machine that took his money.

8. The Gift

Aired: 2/3/2001

A well-intentioned plan to help Jamel get his mojo back backfires wildly. Clara and Sabri pose for Strauss, who's convinced he's an artistic genius.

9. The Kidnap

Aired: 2/10/2001

Trouble strikes when Jamel, Aymé and Strauss recoup a suitcase of cash from a deceased patient. Sabri slyly trains for an oyster shucking competition.

10. Military Service

Aired: 2/17/2001

After failing to avoid the draft, Sabri and Aymé find themselves faced with mandatory military service… and the consequences of trying to get out of it.

11. The Sales Rep

Aired: 3/3/2001

Jamel tries to help Sabri get his money back from a swindling encyclopedia salesman — only to discover his own knack for scams is quite lucrative.

12. The Apartment

Aired: 3/10/2001

Aymé gets a tattoo to impress Charlotte but attracts someone else's eye instead. Jamel reveals himself to be a solid stand-in for Sabri's lost dog.

13. The Nightclub

Aired: 3/24/2001

A hip nightclub opens near the hospital, but the bouncer refuses to let a desperate Jamel in. Aymé becomes increasingly paranoid about his weird feet.

14. The Uniform

Aired: 3/31/2001

A costume party takes an unexpected turn when Aymé's cop outfit finds him at a real police station. Sabri just wants someone to notice his new hair.

15. The Movie

Aired: 4/7/2001

Overwhelmed with debt, Strauss hits his breaking point — and makes a new friend. Sabri finally lands a leading role, oblivious to the movie's genre.

16. The Collection

Aired: 4/14/2001

As Sabri, Jamel and Aymé go to extreme lengths to keep the porno from airing, Strauss hunts for one last card to complete his Pokémon collection.

17. The Road Trip

Aired: 4/21/2001

When the hospital director asks Aymé to drive his Jaguar to Nice, Strauss invites himself along. Sabri tricks Jamel into thinking he has a girlfriend.

18. The Novelist

Aired: 4/28/2001

After passing off a patient's manuscript as his own to impress Charlotte, Jamel finds himself in too deep. Aymé's in denial about his latest conquest.

19. Acting President

Aired: 5/5/2001

When a presidential candidate falls into a coma, Sabri — his exact lookalike — replaces him and wins the election, becoming leader of the Republic.

20. The Godfather

Aired: 5/12/2001

Aymé's attempts to dump his girlfriend are thwarted when he learns she's the daughter of a dangerous mafia leader, who Sabri also happens to work for.